Apparently I have syphilis.

I’m rabid as well. Grrrrr.

[foaming]

I’m rabies too!

[/foaming]

Otto, that really made me laugh!

by the way, i was boring old rickets too. What does that tell you about my taste in comedy?

Hmm… seems gonorrhea is spreading in here.

I’ve had it up to here with these damn rickets!

I’m gonorrhea.

I’m rabies. How appropriate.

Aw crap, here comes the dog catcher now.

See ya, gotta go!

gonorrhea? gonorrhea?

Okay, who’s the wise ass that passed it on to me? Thankfully I am curable too, but still!

< techchick goes through the list of other gonorrhea patients…hmmmmm which one was it? >

I’m rickets. Well, at least it’s old fashioned! Diptheria might’ve been nice, but I don’t know if they had that one as a choice…

Gonorrhea. How boring.

No, I’m not brushing my teeth, I’m rabies.

I’m rickets. Oh joy!