Arafat is Dead

This is too much like Mary Queen of Scots.

Bang smash boom crash.
OK, she’s dead.
No I’m not!
Bang smash boom crash.
She’s dead now.
No I’m not!
and on and on and on and on.

Maybe we can just drop a house on the son of a bitch, or drive a stake through his heart. If we have to, I’m all for burying him alive too.

Do you mean Israelis dancing in the street burning the flag of Palestine?

I think she became a Muslim after they were married. She was sort of a child bride, IIRC. Relatively speaking, anyway.

She was a muslim by injection only :smiley:

Now hurry up and cover that grave so I can Dance Dance Dance

Why yes, that’s exactly what I meant. :rolleyes:

No, it’s “Dance Dance Revolution.” Sheesh, you need to catch up with the fads.

The thing about Jimmy Carter is that he is a true Christian. He believes that anyone can repent and change. He wants ‘bad’ people to repent and change. He doesn’t want to kill them all and let God sort them out because he wants everyone to become a good person and go to heaven. He is probably the most Christian president we’ve ever had.

Oh and Arafat is still dead. However sales of his Arafphat Farm clothes are up.

I suppose it’s not very neighborly or “Christian” of me, but I hope he did not go gently into that good night.

I hope he screamed in agony all the way. The world is a better place today with him no longer in it.

Sam- my lungs are on the keyboard now, and you have to help put them back in.

(Also, is my inferrence that “General Franco is still dead” is from either a Monty Python or SNL skit with a fake news bulletin correct?)

Yes, it is. SNL ( Weekend Update w/ Chevy Chase)

Died in a coma.
Peaceful death, all in all.

Is there a breeze in here?
There it is.
woooooooosh
Ahhhhh! That felt so good.

Eh, nevermind. I’m must be really really bad at satire.