Most of them, yes.
Good one, Neurotik!
“Farms? In Berkeley? Moo-oooo!” (That’s from an old tv commercial.)
At the risk of having been whooshed, I gotta point out that Cali. has one of the largest agricultural economies in the nation. Lotta fruits & veggies grow here.
And yes, Californians are clueless. Once Arnold S. threw his hat into the recall election, I knew we were all beyond salvation, if I didn’t know already…
Yes, that wind in your hair was from the whoosh passing over at high speed.
I work often in Bakersfield, which is the Cleveland of CA, but without the sophistication. It has what I’m told is the biggest carrot processing plant in the country, IIRC. Then there’s the corn, cotton, grapes, citrus…
Why do you all think this girl has left the big city for a rural area? As I understand it, she is in Indianapolis (location of the Indiana State Fair). Where is she from in Cali? Indianapolis is bigger than any city in California except L.A. She might be from the Central Valley… Yuba City or something.
I don’t think it’s urban/rural culture shock as much as rampant vegitarianism.
No. In addition to LA, San Diego and San Jose are bigger, and San Francisco is around the same size as Indianapolis.
(The population of Indianapolis is at 800,000 or so, isn’t it?)
No. In addition to LA, San Diego and San Jose are bigger, and San Francisco is around the same size as Indianapolis.
(The population of Indianapolis is at 800,000 or so, isn’t it?)
That’s correct. It’s horrible out here. Please, for your own sake, all of you just stay where you are!!
Hey! How dare you speak the truth. We are sophisticated. Our teachers done taught us to talk and act more gooder. My bad, no good English. More weller.
Wait, um…meat comes from cows, and stuff…?? That’s like, so totally gross! I mean Omigod. My friend, Brittany, she was like, trying to lose weight and stuff, and she tried like, the all protien diet? And she lost like, 50 pounds, but only because she like, got that e-coli stuff that you get from dead cows? And it was soooo totally buggy, because, like, now I know somebody who had e-coli. Until she died.
Hee hee.
:rolleyes:
Yeah, let me tell you about the wack stuff in the Bake.
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The guy who told me the Red Cross started AIDS.
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The guy who was too drunk for the appointment and walked out to drink more beer in his garage.
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The guy just this week who took a call from his daughter in the middle of our appointment, and talked to her for 26 minutes as I just sat there. One of the rudest things I’ve ever seen. I was four minutes from walking out when he hung up.
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Oildale. Period.
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The billboard that used to be up on the east side of town encouraging people to take their old furniture to the dump instead of leaving it in their yards.
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The tv station that used apostrophes to spell “Thursday’s at 8:00” twice on the same advertising slide.
Yeah, it really is that bad.
[Hijack] Two of my friends and I had to go to Oildale for a school thing. One of my friend was black, and the other white, my black friend wouldn’t sit in the front with her.[/Hijack]
Don’t forget the REALLY bad air.
Anywho, you get wackos everywhere, they’re just more concentrated in Bakersfield.
Ok… it is true. San Diego and San Jose are bigger than Indy. But my real point was that she might have come from a far more rural place than Indianapolis.
Ugh. I am from the old school. I don’t like seeing California being called “Cali.”
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Please. It’s not “hip,” it’s lame. Call it “California” or “Calif.” or “CA” if you must, but please, please, please, please—not “Cali.” It’s even worse than calling soft drinks like Pepsi and 7-Up “pop.” (Ugh—and that’s pretty bad. fingernails down blackboard)
As far as whether Californians are clueless, one of my friends, Native Californian Randy, explained it this way: “All the Californians who drive horribly and do all this stupid stuff are from somewhere else.” (Meaning, they moved to Calif. from Nebraska, or Indiana, or somewhere.) Makes sense to me!
Sending this to the BBQ Pit.
I KNEW it!!!
Of course, I’m sure that it is hardly possible that the intern is playing on her California “persona” to write with such naïveté regarding Midwest State Fairs.
Could it be that eating next to the place where cows were making cow chips causes a little nausea in the poor lady???
Oh, yeah, CA is terrible, rattlesnakes on every corner, masses of great white sharks swarming up and down the 700+ mile coastline just waiting to eat swimmers, death valley, Salton sea. It is a really terrible place. Please spare yourself California.
It sucks. Don’t move here. I repeat, do not move here.
Thank you,
Haj
I’ve read this thread three times now and it STILL doesn’t make sense. Meat? California? Cleveland? Arnold? Something in the soil?