Recently I was riding my road bike up in the high country and unfortunately found a patch of ice to slip upon and bash my chin open. Upon picking myself up, I found that I was bleeding rather profusely and got myself into the local ER. Once there I was treated to six sutures. All in all, the PA that sewed me up did a wonderful job, the scar is already virtually invisible (three weeks!) and I can’t find any complaints about the care.
And then the bills come. Being a free-market kinda guy I’ve opted for a health plan with a $5,000 deductible. Needless to say, this ER visit doesn’t even approach that deductible. My health insurance was billed for $581.00, but the bill was reduced to $377.65 because, like most insurance companies, Humana has got a deal with the hospital.
Now, after the first round of the This Is Not A Bill statements have arrived, I presume that I’m soon going to be encountering an actual bill for $377.65 in the near future. $377.65 isn’t an impossible sum for me to raise, but it’s quite a lot. It’s not that I can’t pay it, but frankly I’d really rather not. Also, $377.65 for six sutures does seem a bit steep. Perhaps $250 would be a fairer figure? I certainly hope that I didn’t cost the hospital $377.65 in expenses.
Now, I know that a large number of medical bills ended up defaulted or whatnot, so if I were to call up the hospital’s billing department tomorrow and offer them $250, what would experienced or otherwise willing Dopers predict would happen? Are they going to laugh me off the phone, tell me to shut my trap, or possibly agree? After all, $250 in hand is better than $377.65 in the bush, right?
Thanks,
threemae