Are humans poisonous?

[Revenant_Threshold]

I’m feeling a bit peckish, and coincedentally my next-door neighbour has died whilst round my house for a visit. It’s also a good chance to use my new ServeMan 2 BBQ, so all in all, pretty handy!

Are there any portions of his body that I should avoid consuming? Anything that could prove fatal, or at least damaging to me?

Also, I don’t think i’ll be able to eat his whole body; i’m just not that peckish. Luckily, he has a collection of exotic pets, so I can feed the rest of the corpse to them. Are there any animals that would find human poisonous/detrimental to their health?

For those lacking in humour;1) Are there any parts of human that are poisonous/detrimental for humans? and 2) Same thing, but for any animals?

[Lissa]

Well, if he has any diseases, you might catch them from consuming him. Likewise, I’d avoid the liver, because there may be traces of his medications and the like.

I’ve heard that there are some neurological diseases one can get from eating human brains. (Something along the lines of “kuro kuro” or laughing sickness-- can’t remember the name.) I don’t know if you can get it from eating just one brain, or if it’s cumulative, but just to be on the safe side, skip the grey matter.

[waterj2]

@Lissa

I’ve heard that there are some neurological diseases one can get from eating human brains. (Something along the lines of “kuro kuro” or laughing sickness-- can’t remember the name.) I don’t know if you can get it from eating just one brain, or if it’s cumulative, but just to be on the safe side, skip the grey matter.

Kuru.

[Operation_Ripper]

@waterj2

Kuru.

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[Shalmanese]

@Revenant Threshold

I’m feeling a bit peckish, and coincedentally my next-door neighbour has died whilst round my house for a visit. It’s also a good chance to use my new ServeMan 2 BBQ, so all in all, pretty handy!

Are there any portions of his body that I should avoid consuming? Anything that could prove fatal, or at least damaging to me?

Also, I don’t think i’ll be able to eat his whole body; i’m just not that peckish. Luckily, he has a collection of exotic pets, so I can feed the rest of the corpse to them. Are there any animals that would find human poisonous/detrimental to their health?

If he eats a lot of seafood, there might be high levels of mercury in his fat. Similarly, with dioxins, PCBs and other nasties. In essence, your eating one level above the food chain of everyone else. I’m sure it wouldn’t be a problem if it was just that one time but you probably don’t want to make a habit of it.

I imagine that the average cube dweller would be well marbled and tender though due to a high energy diet and lack of exercise. Tasty to eat but fattening. You might want to have a salad on the side.

[Jessica_Rabbit]

All you need to know is:

“Don’t eat the wobbly green bit”

[Ranchoth]

Personally, I’d guess that you should stay away from the Colon.

[LiveOnAPlane]

As for #2 in your post, I’ve read that some shark livers have poisonous levels of vitamin A in them (I think it was A), so that would be a body part to be avoided.

Ah, Found one citefor this

No shark is poisonous, however their livers are to be avoided, often being much too rich in vitamin A, although unlike those of the swordfish, they do not contain high concentrations of mercury.

[Revenant_Threshold]

@LiveOnAPlane

As for #2 in your post, I’ve read that some shark livers have poisonous levels of vitamin A in them (I think it was A), so that would be a body part to be avoided.

Ah, Found one citefor this

Thanks, but that’s the other way around to what I meant - are there any parts of a human dangerous to animals, rather than any parts of animals dangerous to humans. I didn’t think it was all that clear when I wrote it, and apparently it wasn’t. :smack:

I’ve heard polar bear livers are similar - they too are too rich in vitamin A.

[LiveOnAPlane]

Ah, I see. Apologies for my misinterpretation.