Know what Olive Oyl said to Popeye on their honeymoon?
…wait for it…
“No fisting.”
Or that episode of “Red Dwarf” where Lister and Cat come to the same conclusion but then realize how dumb it is to fantasize about her. (“She’d never leave Fred.”)
Popeye:
Olive Oyle:
Thanks, that’s awesome.
Aw, you guys, I was just a little kid watching Popeye, and I’ve never even thought such things, you awful people!
The one thing I remember that quite put me out, was hearing Pappy in the Robin William’s pathetic big screen version strutting around snarling “Haul ass!” to everyone in sight. My ears burned, I tell ya! Ruined forever my mental image of the simple Popeye cartoons. Some things should remain safely locked up in childhood memories.
Was it shaped like I imagine? :eek:
This is going to sound crazy, but looking at these reminds me of Chick Tracts in some strange way. Perhaps because of the way that (like the Fundie tracts) they are both compelling and repulsive at the same time.
I liked the one about Li’l Orphan Annie learning new ways to have fun with her dog. It made me feel naughty.
Did you check out the 7 Dwarves “tijuana bible”? Look at [ url deleted ]!!!
Whoa! Alias, dude, I think that counts as pornography. It needs to be two clicks away from the DopeBoard…
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Alias : Posting links to pornographic sites is against the registration agreement. Please do not be doing this again.
Thanks.
Alias, I think I’ve seen the Seven Dwarves–and once you have, the Brothers Grimm just ain’t the same after that!
Those were (if you’ll pardon the expression) “Tijuana Bibles”.
Also known as “eight-pagers.”