Are scalar weapons for real?

“Death-Ray.com” :eek:

Michael, I’m shocked. Do you think this is some kind of James Bond film where the villain gives away his plot to the hero just before the hero kills him? The first rule of 1920’s style “Death Rays” is don’t talk about 1920’s style “Death Rays!”

Honestly!

Esprix

Rubbish.

Fine, then - don’t blame me when your nefarious schemes come to naught.

Naught, I say!

Esprix

HAW! HAW! HAW!

Last call for Bendix Coils… Anyone at all…

Jemeny Cricket Michael Ellis of course some of us have Bendix Coils but we won’t part with them cause they make such good Christmas ornaments.

That and i’m working on a deaty ray to put all other dath-rays to shame

MonkeyMule there will be no hijacking this thread to discuss other weapons.

BTW, what IS a “deaty ray” and a “dath-rays”? Are they for real? and what year were they “invented” in?

Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Death Rays”.

Where do you live?

1920 S. Deathray St.

Of course

I would give you mine, but I recently discovered that it fits up my nose.

Which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know. Do people want Bendix Coils that can be fitted nasally?

please kill this thread

Now, Wikket.

As many folks know, an organic emulsion on the contacts of standard Bendix coils increase their slythiness, thus decreasing the load on your flux capacitor (or oscillation overthruster, if your equipment is from Banzai Labs).

Ten bucks says you can guess the punishment for spelling my nick wrong.

Please? xash, it’d make a great first impression… if you don’t count “Who?” as everyone’s first impression.

In a correction to an above post, I have discovered a box of Bendix Coils in my basement.

Michael Ellis, they’ll be coming your way shortly.

Thanks GQ.

-With what?

A 21st Century style “Moderation Ray”?