Are scalar weapons for real?

It was supposed to deflect space debris while the ship was travelling at high speed. That’s why it’s always on the front. A disintegrator ray would have worked just as well, and would have been more visually appealing.

Or, they could have just done the logical thing, and traveled through hyperspace like all intellegent spacefarers.

Given coments about Hobbes firing a transmogrifier from a blimp, am I to believe that he and Calvin were able to improve it from the original corrugated bio-matter enclosure?

NO NO NO!! THe dish only worked at impluse! the warp field protected the ship at faster then light travel.

Do not debate me as it will result in a 1920’s style ass-whooping to the dome :wink:

Impulse is pretty darn fast. Actually, IIRC they did travel through hyperspace when in warp.

What happens if you take 2 death rays and cross the beams? Any volunteers? :smiley:

don’t cross the beams. I have heard that is a bad thing.

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If I recall correctly, didn’t Prof. Calvin once book himself to be at five different places at once while at MIT, and that he used that appearance to demonstrate his duplicator?

Ah, they’re 1920s style cloning rays.

Prof. Calvin was last seen urinating on a Ford, or maybe a Chevy. Probably both, if he can duplicate himself. Just don’t cross the beams. :smiley:

Here is a semi-serious question for the topic:

Lets say that I build myself a Death Ray. Would that be illegal, assuming I don’t kill/harm people with it? Is there any law against building a death ray (or uber-laser, etc)?

Technically, it’s not a death ray until you kill something with it. So no, you don’t have to harm people, but you’ll probably get charged with cruelty to animals.

The Zottis ran their own hamster farm, so that every ray could be certified as a death ray before it was shipped. I’m a bit surprised that Hampster hamster, who runs this board, has allowed us to continue so long.

Actually I heard that if you own a Class IIIB laser product in the U.S., you’re required to register it with the government.

All accusations of Prof. Calvin and public urination appears to be connected to a smear campaign run against him after death by the aging Hugo Robson, who had lost his post at UCLA to Calvin in 1971.

True, but death rays are classified as Class I laser products, with do not require registering.

Actually, I’d be tempted to put a Calvin/Ford sticker on a Ford, or Calvin/Chevy on a Chevrolet, just out of spite. :smiley:

Sorry, no. Long before this there were cases of people in South Dartmouth, MA, getting peed on from the Goodyear blimp while Prof. Calvin was around.

You young kids and your “Leet Speak.”

19205-57Y13 |)347|-| R4Y5 R0X0R |)o0|)!!!11111oneoneone

Can you name any source that says this before Robson bought a one-page ad in the “Los Angeles Times” on July 16th, 1971?

Heh, considering some of the Fords I’ve own, a Calvin/Ford sticker on one would be appropriate!

From the New Bedford Standard-Times, September 5, 2003:

Prof. Calvin was at Round Hill very early in his MIT career, ca. 1936, very near the end of Col. Green’s life. At about this same time, one finds news articles, also in the Standard-Times, with titles such as Sorry, ma’am, that was no seagull reporting that people were getting doused with eather significant quatities of urine. These were always in the proximity of Round Hill while the blimp was flying.

By 1971, poor old Prof. Calvin’s instances of public urination were the result of the leaky absorbant undergarments he wore later in life.

That should read “rather significant quantities of urine.”

Sorry.