Has anyone compared the OP’s IP address to Charlie Wayne’s?
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No warning issued.
Sorry. Meant it as a joke, not an accusation.
There seems to be some kind of underlying assumption that coitius is somehow unpleasant or difficult for an inexperienced person (or a woman?).
The overwhelming evidence of experience indicates that it is not. Inexperienced people (or women?) generally find it relatively easy and pleasurable to become experienced once they’re in a room with an appropriate partner.
I am still wondering how a single thrust could be rhythmic.
I definitely have the sense the OP believes women, and possibly men as well, regard sex as a grim duty at best. Or expects them to, perhaps.
Yes, I thought of that after I posted it; the point was more that not so much the unmanipulated coming, but the barely noticeable fact that I was coming, which admittedly was not particularly germane. But good story, right?
I also thought of my only look-Ma-no-hands concentration/Angel event, a remarkable (obviously) experience I had listening to Beethoven. I was about to describe it briefly in this post, but I remembered the Annals of SD have it already preserved, in Male orgasm without physical stimulation - possible TMI. A lot of lucubration going on there.
OP, your ability, fluency, style, and intelligence as a writer of English is impressive even for a native borne Anglo; I’m finding it difficult to shake the feeling that your OP and every subsequent post by you is part of a game, because, for better or worse, I always assume that the intelligence and intellectual fortitude to master any topic, such as writing (and to find out what “metonymy” means) would be applied or open to the most basic facts of life. Cause that’s what we’re talking about.
Also, perhaps you don’t know what “starfish” means when people fuck.
Perfect.