Are they raising Goth Chickens? Or "what do you do with an old hearse?"

This is creative.
And creepy.
Old Hearse becomes a chicken brooder.

Actual goth chicken.

You are probably asking yourself, is it a chicken that runs super fast. Nope, it’s one that is totally black, from its tail feathers to its bones and internal organs. It’s beak (inside & outside) and tongue are completely ink black. They have a dominant gene that causes this hyper-pigmentation (Fibromelanosis).

and very Harold and Maude

Makes sense to me. The chickens aren’t going to either know or care about its previous history; they just know they’ve got shelter.

It also keeps away snakes. It’s a choice of hiss or hearse.

How long have you been waiting to use that one?!

(Rooster) spur of the moment.

Beat me to it!

(groan) Feeling cocky today?

I think he was brooding that one but was always too chicken to use it.

While not eggs-traordinarily funny, it did make me smile. I’m sure you were channeling your inner comedi-hen.

Fun fact - that car was destroyed in the filming. I would have thought they would have used a mockup.

I’m never to afraid to use a bad pun. I’m a hard-boiled punster.
A bad pun is the best kind of yolk.

You’ve been cooped-up at home too long.