This poll could well mark a watershed in SDMB history. Forget “boxers or briefs?”, “Connery or Moore?”, “Keats or Shelley?”, “Burma or Myanmar?”, “black or African American?”, “Ed or Cecil?”, or “tomndebb or dexter?”
This poll will act as the ultimate shibboleth to distinguish the two basic types of doper. So, vote away. For Jack or for John? For Staples or for Ruell? For Narnia or for Middle Earth?
In order to maintain my customary objectivity and so as not to influence the easily-led, I will only vote in the unlikely case that a casting vote is needed.
Let the fun and games begin!