Rubbing my new puppy’s belly with my foot while he naps under the table
Ok, that requires serious coordination. Your using your hands to type and your feet to rub a dog’s belly, It’s like trying to pat your head with one hand and trace circles on your stomach with the other hand at the same time.
I’ll bet you’re breathing while you do it too.
Shhh… my wife thinks we’re watching an episode of Monk together. But she’s sound asleep and I’m On The Dope.
That’s nothing. I can also play French horn and march drills at the same time. While sweating!
I’m listening to music and reading the Dope. Later I will watch a curling match recorded a week ago in the Women’s World Championship, Canada v. Sweden and read the NY Times.
I’m riding in the back of a jet. And being paid to do so. And 'Doping. While dealing with a flux of non-work emails that Just. Won’t. Quit. On what should be a lazy Friday afternoon.
Ain’t the 2020’s grand?! Shame about the diseases.
Hope someone posts that to YouTube. My whole family is full of curling fans, and my elderly mom just learned how to “use the You Tube”, mostly to watch cute animals and curling bonspiels.
Unless anyone knows of another source (she doesn’t get any fancy sports channels on cable… though I bet if she lived in Canada it’d be easy).
Wow! I knew your job was fun and easy, but I didn’t realize just how easy! Back in the day, you’d have had to sit up front and steer, or whatever you guys used to do up there! 
Was it just in case all the members of the flight crew had the fish for dinner? 
Otto had that covered.
Jesus… show off.
Doping, eating vanilla bean ice cream…and breathing, again.
I think we’re noticing a trend in my late evening multi-tasking.
You do know that a chilled Chardonnay goes very nicely with vaniila ice cream? Some folks even put a bit of dark rum on their vanilla ice cream. Sorta like Banana’s Foster but without the bananas or the extra work. 
I & my FO were riding on an Airbus. When we met the working pilots before boarding I made my usual comment: “We’ll be doing our best napping in the back. If you need any help flying a Boeing give us a call; otherwise we’d be like a dog watching TV: just baffled.” They laughed.
Nowadays that joke rings a bit hollow as there’s no real difference in level of sophistication between the brands. But boy are the details utterly different.
So this:
is more true than your suggestion.
This I definitely will have to try, thank you for the idea. Sadly, I finished the vanilla bean ice cream last night (actually this morning~it was very late). So a trip to the store will be required. The last dark rum was months ago. Need to remedy that situation too. If I get adventurous I could do flaming ice cream and read da Dope by the flickering light. If I do, I’ll name after you, LSL guy 
I, too, am 1. pooping, and 2. doping.
Funny, I always though pooping was number 2.
“Is there a number 3?”
Yes. We don’t need to know when you are doing it.
Depends whether reading SDMB while eating potato chips is multitasking.