Let me submit bacon bandages. We’ve done bacon salt. We did the maple-bacon lollipops. This year the bacon in the stockings will have fewer calories.
What else should I be getting?
Let me submit bacon bandages. We’ve done bacon salt. We did the maple-bacon lollipops. This year the bacon in the stockings will have fewer calories.
What else should I be getting?
I want bacon lip balm.
The best thing to stuff stockings with are the legs of a lovely woman.
I actually have some. Seriously. My friend ran across some in a store, and thought it would be funny to buy it for the most bacon-obsessed person she knows. It doesn’t actually taste or smell like bacon, but it’s fun to have.
But do they smell like bacon?