Are you offended/creeped out when people get turned on?

[Dorjan]

You managed to reach adulthood without mastering the skill of clandestinely shifting an inconvenient boner?

[Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge]

@Richard_North

No really. I take the most exciting parts of my life and post them on the internets. But for the most part, I’m a guy who likes to chill and lift weights, coach children’s football, ride my bike, and bake snickerdoodles.

You are allowed to supervise children?!?!:eek:

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Richard_North

Do I sound that much like a douchebag?

Yes.