You’re kidding, right? Strahan is possibly the greatest pass rusher in the history of the NFL. Last season everyone quit except Strahan. On the biggest disgrace of an injury riddled excuse for a defense, Strahan led the league in sacks. That’s right, he led the league. And it wasn’t even close. Jason Taylor got 13, Ogunleye and Simeon Rice both got 15, and Strahan got EIGHTEEN!!! A handful?! Let me spell this out for you: Strahan not only led the league in sacks, but only 3 players in the entire league came within FIVE of his total. You have just lost your right to be a Giants fan. As punishment, you must now root for the 49ers.
Clearly, I am a Giants fan, but I also hold a special place in my heart for Gang Green.
The Jets probably had the best offseason of any team in the league. McCareins (sp?) will be the missing piece of the receiving puzzle. Conway was an offensive joke last year. Vilma will provide the desperately needed speed and youth in the LB core. He won’t be a Ray Lewis, but he will be a Michael Barrow. Robertson had his adjustment year, and hopefully is set to have a breakout season.
AFC Division winners: NY Jets, Ravens, Colts, Chiefs
AFC Wildcards: Patriots, Raiders (Scary Kerry will lead them to the promised land)
NFC Division winners: Cowboys, Vikings, Panthers, Seahawks
NFC Wildcards: Saints, Giants (?!)
Superbowl: Jets, Cowboys
Yep, that’s right, it’s Tunabowl 2004. The Cowboys will make it because Bill Parcells is the one true god. And now he has the 98 Jets, only this time, John Elway is retired. (Still pissed about that game. We were winning at halftime!)
The Eagles will implode on McNabb inaccuracy and the cap-casualties on defense. The Patriots will get the snot beaten out of them by the Ravens in the playoffs. Not score-wise, it’ll probably be a close game. I mean literally beaten and bludgeoned. Sadly, Ray Lewis will get injured in practice during the week before the AFC championship game against the Jets.
That’s all I got for now.
A handful of sacks! The audacity!