Another crappy week. At least I’m not the only one getting killed. I read on ESPN that over the last two weeks underdogs are an incredible 22-4-2 against the spread. Wow!
I saw some predictors with 2 wins ATS last week. I did a little better than that, but still not up to SDMB standards. It will be better this week.
Some quick fantasy notes:
-Chrebet is out. Swayne, not Hatchette, will start in his place.
-Faulk is questionable and will probably rest.
-Crowell, MRobinson, Biak…all out for the year.
-Hasselbeck will start for SEA.
-Minnis will be the 3rd WR in KC again. RWayne gets the start again for IND.
-Grbac is questionable. Willie Roaf is doubtful.
On to the picks:
Colts 31 at Chiefs 27
I flip-flopped on this one all week. Not so much over who will win, but rather on the score. The stats indicate it should be a high-scoring affair. But Thursday games are notoriously low scoring games. However, it’s not like these two teams have exactly “left it all on the field” lately.
START:Manning, Harrison, James, Green, DAlexander, Gonzo, Holmes.
Jaguars 13 at Ravens 23
The Jags are still beat up, Boselli’s now gone for the year, and the Ravens are hopping mad. Cunningham will run the offense better than Grbac and will see time whether Grbac starts or not.
START: McCardell, Stover, Sharpe.
Vikings 13 at Bucs 14
Grimace (the fat guy in the purple coat) thinks the draw is the way to spark the running game. Maybe once. It won’t happen again, certainly not againt the Bucs front 7. My boy Travis Prentice ruined any chance he had with that screwed up move on the kick-off return.
START: Dunn.
Bengals 20 at Lions 19
The loss of Crowell means the d-backs can focus on Morton. Foster won’t be a threat. Dillon will break out this week, especially since I just traded him away.
START: Dillon, Hanson.
49ers 10 at Bears 24
Sorry stuffinb, but the Niners don’t have anything the Bears can’t counter. Just imagine how bad the Bears would be if Matthews didn’t get hurt. The coaching staff may kill this team’s chances at some point.
START: A-Train.
Saints 14 at Rams 34
On side kick? With a HUGE lead? Beautiful! I love it. It’s especially nice to do it to a team you probably won’t see again for three years.
START: All Rams. (Oh, trade Cam Cleeland now if you have him. He won’t keep up the pace and he’ll get hurt. His value is high now. Sell.)
Jets 17 at Panthers 14
I wouldn’t touch this game on a bet in million years. The Panthers could destroy the Jets in this one, but again, coaching will ruin it. You beat the Jets this year by showing run early but passing. Then, when they’re on their heels, you pull some draws, sweeps, and swing passes. Everyone looks at the stats, sees how bad the rush defense is and tries to just rush all day. Hello? Anyone can stop the run when they know it’s gonna be plain vanilla. Look at the Rams big plays with Canidate - a lateral and a straight snap with Warner out on the wing.
START: Huntley, CuMartin
Cardinals 24 at Cowboys 10
Now the Cowboys are down to Stoener and Leaf at QB? Whatever. Seder’s their biggest playmaker thus far.
START: Boston
Raiders 20 at Eagles 16
It’s inevitable. The Iggles can’t get too far ahead of the Giants in the division.
START: Akers, Garner.
Patriots 27 at Broncos 21
Two years ago, after starting 0-4 and losing TD for the year, there was an SI cover quoting a Bronco saying, “We’re Finished.” They still made a run that year. You heard it here first - they really are done this year.
START: Brady, Troy Brown, Rod Smith.
Bills 17 at Chargers 27
The Bills won’t be able to run or stop the Chargers running game. That leads to losses.
START: Moulds, Tomlinson, Freddie Jones.
Dolphins 31 at Seahawks 6
And you thought Hasselbeck looked bad before? Now he has to face perhaps the best cover guys in the league after losing two weeks of practice/timing with his young wide-outs.
START: Fiedler, Gadsden, Lamar Smith, Phins Defense.
Giants 20 at Redskins 3
Marty Shottenheimer has the most job security of anyone in the nation. If he gets canned, who does Snyder think he can get to coach for him?
START: Hilliard, Dayne, Giants Defense.
Titans 13 at Steelers 19
The Titans don’t have a passing game. The Steelers don’t give up yards on the ground. What else is there to know?
START: Kris Brown. Steeler Defense.
Crossing my fingers and toes to get back on track. I didn’t check the ATS record last week (too scred), but straight up I was 7-6 making me 53-32 on the year I believe.