NFL Predictions Week 8

10-4 last week straight up. A little better, we won’t mention the record against the spread. Well…at least I won’t mention it.

A quick couple of fantasy notes:

(1) If you’re a commish, the rushing TD for Fiedler has been changed to a fumble by Fiedler recovered in the endzone for a TD by Travis Minor. I lost my game in 2 of 3 leagues thanks to this. :rolleyes:

(2) The Rams and Vikes and Corey Dillon are off this week, that’s a lot of fantasy starters on the bench this time around.

This week is a nice one, 12 of 14 home teams are favored. In honor of Omni, I’m going to add a feature - my 5 best picks against the spread. Together, the SDMB will win him some jing!

Jaguars 17 at Titans 13 (Titans by 3)
God, let Eddie George rest. He’s suffering from a hyper-extended knee, a re-sprained ankle, and a bruised thigh. Give the guy a day off. Man, I call in sick if I scratch my eye with a torn contact lens.
START: Jimmy Smith

Ravens 13 at Steelers 12 (Steelers by 2)
The Ravens can beaten, we know that. But they don’t get beaten by the running game which is pretty much all Pittsburgh has.
START: Kris Brown, Sharpe

Panthers 6 at Dolphins 24 (Dolphins by 10) OMNI
The Panthers have nothing here. The passing game is in shambles against the Phins d-backs, the rushing game, or lack there of, against Taylor squared.
START: LSmith, Dolphins D, McKnight.

Cowboys 13 at Giants 24 (Giants by 11)
For those of you wondering, no. I’m fifth on the Dallas QB depth chart. Damn that Ryan Leaf.
START: Tiki, Seder, Comella (a hunch)

Patriots 20 at Falcons 31 (Falcons by 3) OMNI
Okay, Brady and the Patsies had their little run. (Wasn’t it cute?) Still, Glenn has managed to cause more disturbance. Fined for refusing to do his workouts to recover from the hammy? This guy is a plague!!
START: Troy Brown, Alge Crumpler, Mo’ Smith

Bucs 20 at Packers 23 (Packers by 5)
Not going to fall into that game temp thing. Warren Sapp must be funnier than Dennis Miller-Jack Handey-Stephen Wright in order to get Moss to laugh like that whle being beaten 41-14. Oh wait, it’s Moss…nevermind.
START: Alstott, Longwell, Favre, Freeman, Franks.

Browns 13 at Bears 20 (Bears by 5)
My new fantasy football theme - “Ridin’ A-Train, feelin’ no pain. Dick Jauron you better…keep him in.”
START: umm, A-Train.

Eagles 20 at Cardinals 17 - OT (Eagles by 7)
Either the Iggles take over this game early and make Plummer the new starting QB for the Texans, or it’s a battle. I’m thinking battle.
START: MaNabb, Boston.

Lions 6 at 49ers 30 (49ers by 9) OMNI
Look, the Lions are just a bad team. After week 3 I picked them to be the team most likely to lose 'em all. The Cowboys and Redskins had to play each other twice, what was I gonna do?
START: Garcia, Owens, Barlow.

Colts 24 at Bills 20 (No Line)
Edge, I hope you can play, but knees aren’t supposed to bend that way!
START: Manning, Harrison, Moulds.

Chiefs 27 at Chargers 28 (Chargers by 5 1/2)
Alexander screwed me and many others last week. Watch Parker get the start, just to prove a point, but Derrick will have a nice game. Strength vs. Weakness on both sides here.
START: Tomlinson, FJones, TGreen, DAlexander, Gonzo.

Seahawks 13 at Redskins 10 (Seattle by 2 1/2)
Seattle’s d-backs are getting healthy. They can already stop the run.
START: Shaun Alexander

Jets 16 at Saints 24 (Saints by 6 1/2) OMNI
Look at the Jets’ stats. They’ve beaten the bad teams and the 'Phins at home. Their standings in all the major categories (points scored, yards allowed, pass def, rush def…) rank them as the 20th overall team. That’s where they belong. They should be 2-5 when you look at it.
START: Williams, Horn, Martin.

Broncos 17 at Raiders 31 (Raiders by 5 1/2) OMNI
Shanny has some sort of curse on the Raiders, but he doesn’t have the players to back it up anymore. What? TDavis says he’s ready to go? OOOOH, I’m shaking.

There you go folks – have at 'er…

Ah, I can’t wait for those two Lions games for my Bears. I don’t care how much revenge they want for last December. That’s two wins for Chicago. By the way, I’m taking the Bears by 10 over Cleveland.

I’ll believe it when I see it. The Raiders always find a way to lose high profile games againt Denver.

Gazoo, I’m honored. Thanks. Wish it had been a week ago though, the pot was up to 3 large after rolling for a few weeks, but 3 guys won last week. Of course not me.

OK, after the last few weeks I’m tempted to make a new rule for myself…don’t pick divisional games. But this week that yanks 7 possible games out of the running, so it probably won’t work. Lets see what it looks like.

Jaguars at Titans (Titans by 3)
OK, first off its a divisional game. Second I’m shocked there’s a line on this game cause George is questionable. Third the Titan’s are my white whale as I’ve said before. I wouldn’t bet on this game with Gazoo’s money. If I had to, I’d pick the Jags to cover and win because of Tennessee’s completely decimated secondary vs Jimmy Smith.

Ravens at Steelers (Steelers by 2)
Need I say it? Divisional game! I’m convinced neither one of these teams are as good as hyped. The Raven’s still have no O, and the Steelers are Kordelled…just wait, he’ll kill them eventually, and this defense could be the one to do it. I’d bet the offenses combine for 3 points. I’d pick the Ravens winning 3-0 if I wasn’t certain that both defenses will score, or set up easy field goals often in this game. Again, if forced I’d pick the Ravens to win and cover because Stover is better. Could be the ugliest game of the year. Doesn’t matter, I’m not touching it.

Panthers at Dolphins (Dolphins by 10) OMNI
Hmm, the Dolphins could kill these guys. Ten points is alot to ask of Feidler but the D and Lamar will both score often. I have to agree with Gazoo on this one, I think I’m going to jump all over it. Although the trend this year has been that two-digit spreads don’t cover. The Panthers won’t run or throw much, and they might finish the game with a time of possesion under 15 minutes. 17-0 looks like a realistic score. I’m in.

Cowboys at Giants (Giants by 11)
Whew, the G’ints screwed me last week, and I’ll be damned if I touch them again. They are however at home, and should be tre’ pissed. The Girls’ haven’t made the strides that Washington has on either side of the ball, and the G’ints D should nuetralize the small spark they have on Offense. I’d give them a better chance if they were using one of the more mobile QB’s, but the Stoner and Leaf will probably be on their backs often. 11 points is too much in a divisional game however. I’m not picking it, but I think the G-men finally win AND cover.

Patriots at Falcons (Falcons by 3) OMNI
I’m not feeling ya here, Gazoo. Home field should probably buy the Falcons 3 points, but the Patsies have been more consistent with Brady than the Falcons have with or without Chandler. If both teams play well, the Falcons win and cover, but if both teams play bad the Pats will win. At any rate, I’m not picking it because these teams are too streaky to guess on. If forced, I’d say Falcons win, Pats cover or push.

Bucs at Packers (Packers by 5)
Another divisional game here. I agree with Gazoo’s assessment here. And let me say how much I will honestly miss watching the biannual Favre v. Sapp match-up after the re-alignment. That’s fun football to me. I think Farve will lead the Pack to a last minute victory, but the Bucs still cover. Both teams seem to be clicking on offense and defense, so this should be a great game to watch. All that said, its not going to one of my 5 picks, too many things could happen with this one.

Browns at Bears (Bears by 5)
Ooo, that stings. I really want to pick this game, but I can’t do it. 5 points is too much with a Matthews led Bears. No one seems to realize it, but there is a huge drop off between Matthews and Miller. You look at last weeks box score and say “hey, Matthews will chew up the Brownies”. Maybe its because I’m local and I watch enough Bears to know (but that doesn’t expain the coaching staff and most of the local sports talk shows from missing it), but I can see how much better Miller is. The reason Matthews was so good last week was because the Defense prepared for Miller. Matthews is a great back-up, he runs the offense safe, doesn’t turn it over much, and is always ready to play and knows the offense like that back of his hand. He is a terrible starter though. You can’t win games when the Defense knows you won’t throw the ball more than 5 yards past the line of scrimmage EVER. The Browns will roll up their coverages and the Bears run game will get stifled a bit and the passing game won’t break 200 yards. The only upside is that Miller was only recently scratched, so we can hope the Browns didn’t prepare too much for Matthews. All that said…Bears win, but the Browns cover. Not touching it this week, with Miller starting, I’d take it, twice on Tuesdays, but not today.

Eagles at Cardinals (Eagles by 7)
Ick. I remember the last meeting all to well. I also remember that Card’s game Sunday too. Not to mention its divisional, and the road team is favored no less. I’m not picking it, I don’t care what you Philly fans say. In a pinch, Philly wins and covers, but I’ve been burned this year by picking against the “bad” teams.

Lions at 49ers (49ers by 9) OMNI
Hmm, the Lions are bad, and they are beat up in the secondary and WR positions still. The Niners shouldn’t have any trouble scoring. BUT, I think the Lions will be able to run the ball, and Batch seems to be putting up great numbers. One of these days that’ll pay off with a W. If the Lions don’t turn the ball over, they’ll suprise a good team and win. This could be the week, but thats a big could. Of those teams that were in the running for the 0-16 season, I think this is the second most talented (behind Tennessee) although Washington is a close third with younger talent. On a hunch I pick the 49ers to win, the Lions to cover. The home field thing makes this game unpickable though. Sorry Gazoo.

Colts at Bills (No Line)
Can’t use it. But I see the Bills in a upset regardless of Edge’s status. Bills win. (I can be bold like this when the game has no line and is the gambling equivalent of a preseason game)

Chiefs at Chargers (Chargers by 5 1/2)
I haven’t been reading KC very well this season, but they’ve usually managed to not screw me. The weeks I picked them, or picked against them they kept me REALLY nervous, but still left me winning. Remember last Thursday? I haven’t gotten to watch enough SD this season, but they have been covering pretty regularly. KC’s D is weak, and the Charger’s D is solid and fast. I’m taking SD to win and cover based solely on the numbers. I’ll only use this one in my parlay if I only see 4 that I like.

Seahawks at Redskins (Seattle by 2 1/2)
I still think the Redskins suck. The Giants game was a fluke, and they aren’t going to maintain this kind of production from their defense. I expect Alexander to get 150+ and Hasselback won’t get sacked all game. I don’t like that this game is in Washinton (not the state), but I don’t think thats enough to help them win. Lets not forget that the 'Skins barely beat the Panthers, and Weinke totally gave the game away. Seahawks win and cover, might be a blowout. I feel good about this one, I might take it.

Jets at Saints (Saints by 6 1/2) OMNI
I think I agree with Gazoo here. The Jets suck and I’m a damn fool for picking them last week. The Saints will probably slow Martin enough to shut down the Jets offense. They’ll probably create turnovers and they are at home. That 6.5 pt pread is like a safety net too, I hate 7 point spreads, to likely to push. I’m taking the Saints to win big and cover.

Broncos at Raiders (Raiders by 5 1/2) OMNI
Again, I agree with Gazoo, but I am finding a real dilemma with my divisional game curse. I want to pick the Raiders, but they haven’t been the lock to cover that they usually are. They are at home, which is really big. The Broncos are struggling and for the first time in eons they aren’t running the ball well. All signs point to the Raiders, and its less than a TD and its not a round number. Could be a good sign. I’ve never still been alive after the Sunday day games yet, so it might be fun to pick Sunday and Monday night. I think the Raiders win and cover, and I’m 50-50 on taking this one.

I need to think a little more on this before I set my picks, but this week is less frustrating than ones past.

OK, bash them at will!

I wouldn’t put too much faith in the Seahawks.

The Redskins are actually starting to put it together, one piece at a time. They’re still not good, but they’re certainly capable of beating average teams at home, unless all the breaks go against them. And they’re starting to make some of their own breaks.

Gazoo, you mentioned that the Seahawks have their d-backs healthy; the 'Skins have their defensive ends back. Hasselbeck (1-3) may have to throw more than Holmgren would like; Shaun Alexander isn’t going to gain mega-yards on the 'Skins.

The 'Skins have even been starting to look better on special teams - even in plays not involving Metcalf. They’ve partially blocked a couple of punts in the past 3-4 games, and have come close to blocking punts more times this year than I saw in Norv’s 7 seasons in DC. And, believe it or not, the Redskins are +1 in turnovers on the season, despite a poor start there - and that’s likely to improve, given Schottenheimer’s approach to the game.

Redskins’ offense isn’t gonna score much against Seahawks’ defense, of course, but they won’t have to.

Redskins 13, Seahawks 9.

ah what the hell, since its “my humble opinion”…

NFL week 8 will be BORING, just like all NFL weekends…
me? i only enjoy college football. kinda sloppy and lose, trick plays and school rivalrys. just more exciting to me…

feel free to completely disregard the above

Here’s a prediction… SUPER BOWL, SUPER BEARS!!!

You heard it here

The Eagles always lose one game a year to the Cardinals. Good thing they’ve taken care of that already this year.

Just a friendly warning, Gazoo. I just checked my picks against yours, which has become a weekly ritual, and we are only one game apart. I went with New England against Atlanta. Since I am not doing so terribly well in my picks this season, you may want to rethink some of those other games.

Don’t say you weren’t warned. Of course since this was a low participation week in our office pool, if I am going to win a week, this would be the one.

Shibb - hmm, who’s cursing who? :wink:

Everyone - I gave my OMNI picks, let’ see some others piping up on who he should take against the spread. I’m thinking we can win him some $$$!

My five spread picks:

Packers will cover 5 vs TB.
Jax will win the game that Ten is favored in.
49ers will cover the 9 ves DET.
Eagles cover 7 vs ARZ.
Seattle will cover 2.5 vs The Skins

FYI, I already submitted my picks.

I went with Oakland, Miami, New Orleans, Seattle and San Diego. Didn’t have time to do the research I usually do this week, but I actually feel pretty good about these.

Jaguars at Titans - Gee, weren’t the Jaguars supposed to be playoff contenders for, like, their entire existence? And weren’t the Titans supposed to have completed the package and dominated the AFC? Sigh. Two more entries on the “Teams that will never never ever win a Super Bowl in a thrillion squillion jillion years.” Prediction - After the game, some lazy commentator gives that incredibly tired “they didn’t win it, the other team lost it” line.

Ravens at Steelers - Although I’m not a Steelers fan, I’m definitely pulling for them on this one, partly because my blowout prediction of last week came true (I’m as shocked as anyone), and partly because the AFC Central is a morass right now and I want someone to emerge as the clear leader. You know, so we don’t have to hear that irritating griping about a team that “barely won the division and would have been killed in this other division” and crap.

Panthers at Dolphins - Ho hum. See “Jaguars at Titans”, replace “Super Bowl” with “conference championship”. Prediciton - The Panthers do not lose this game by three points or less! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!! :stuck_out_tongue:

Cowboys at Giants - If the Giants drop this one, expect lots of apoplectic screaming about how the head coach needs to be fired. That’s pretty much the answer to everythign these days.

Patriots at Falcons - The Patriots have plenty of motivation to start winning again, whereas the Falcons have pretty much proven beyond any doubt that their status as contenders began and ended with…with…gee, when was it again? I think it was the Broncos’ second Super Bowl season. Prediction - New England wins, but it’s a close game and Tom Brady demolishes the Ewing Theory factor to shreds, sparking yet another tiresome quarterback controversy.

Buccaneers at Packers - Insanity Bowl. The Packers are a very solid, complete team…except in the Metrodome, where they insantly transform into a Division III squad. The Buccaneers, by far, are worse, gaining maybe 25 total yards in a 6-3 loss one week and getting 190 rushing and 500 passing yards in a 97-0 win the next. (Hey, that’s what the Minnesota game felt like…) Prediction - Yeah right…ya think I’m psychic or something?

Browns at Bears - Q: SURELY the Bears are DUE for a loss, right? A: Yeah. And screaming babies shut up if you ignore them. Fools.

Eagles at Cardinals - Since the surprise factor is no longer there, Eagles should win in a romp. With the way the Cardinals are going, it’s only a matter of time before the figure out a way to lose seventeen games in a season.

Lions at 49ers - I’d like to think that the Lions have a chance. I’d also like to think that professional wrestling is real.

Colts at Bills - Lessee…I have them beating the Panthers, Jets, and maaaaybe Falcons. That’s about as many as they deserve. Colts win.

Chiefs at Chargers - Dunno. Gonna be tight, that’s all I can say.

Seahawks at Redskins - See Jaguars at Titans, replace “Super Bowl” with “respect of the overwhelming majority of football fans”.

Jets at Saints - Saints need a win. The Jets make the Buccaneers look like the friggin’ Utah Jazz. Saints win. Or lose by 20.

Broncos at Raiders - I’m tempted to pick the Raiders on this one. I really am. But if the Packers can get 30 point handicap against the Vikings in the Metrodome and still find a way to lose, and the Cowboys can lose 23 of 22 starters to injury and still find a way to clobber the Cardinals, why the hell should I count on the Raiders to break the trend? Streaks, I’ve noticed, are unbelievably powerful in the league, and while they eventually do end (like the “NFC” winning the Super Bowl 11 straight times), it usually doesn’t happen for a very, very long time. Prediction - A lot of gamblers are going to be tearing their hair out over this one. A damn lot.

Gazoo - You mean to tell me that not only do is the margin of victory important to you (which many people find strange in itself), the exact manner in which those points are scored is also important?
Gosh, this sounds like a fun league. :slight_smile: Any place I can read about the standings, news, goings-on, stuff like that?

Please don’t confuse a relatively low post count with being shut up.

~Wanders off to suck his brown and orange thumb.~

:wink:

Sorry if I’ve become intrigued by Omni’s contest, but starting next week, I think all the regular posters to this thread should give their top 5 picks against the spread. What do you say? DWK, mouthbreather, stuffinb, crunchyfrog, shibb, montfort, etc…

Oh, DKW, it’s fantasy football, you draft a team and each week you start QB’s, RB’s, WR’s. etc. I had to use Fiedler at QB in 2 leagues last week and losing his TD run killed me.

Here’s my warm up for next week:

Jaguars
Ravens
Patriots
Chargers
Cardinals
[sub]I feel more than a bit shaky about thay last one[/sub]

and how about doing a “stress league” for funsies in the second half?

ShibbOleth - I’m in. In addition to your top five, starting next week give your ONE winner (you can only pick the a team once though). I’ve run two of these so far this year. Out of 33 we had 2 left after week 3 in the first. So, we started another. It’s down to 2 after 3 more weeks.

Gazoo…you want me to start picking against the spread?

Need I remind you that all this time I’ve been making predictions like “Someone makes a totally moronic blunder a junior high schooler could’ve avoided and costs his team the game”? (And even THAT didn’t happen?)

I’m just having fun here. (What, my last fifteen or so posts wasn’t evidence enough of that?) I’m not so deluded as to think I can do better than you at prognostication. There’s a REASON that I don’t gamble.

Sheesh, not even close. They’re not finished yet, but I can “forecast” that I will end up 2-3 against the spread. Thank goodness this one’s a “mulligan”!

I thought you weren’t supposed to be able to run against the Seahawks. :smiley: