Id post here, but then you would steal my thoughts!
None 
Well, I checked 14 boxes, do I beat everyone here?
I’m not(rot, cot, snot, hot). I used(rused, soosed, boozed) to think(stink, pink, rink) I was, but I’m sane(rain, pain, cane).
Whew(leau, bleau, moo)!
“All states of psychological being are but varying degrees of madness!”
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Points if you recognize the source.
He’s also responsible for my sig.
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I’m not going to tell you the results, but I will say the test is WRONG!
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!
As the planets dance 'round the sun,
So our Souls dance 'round their inner wells of darkness.
To one the dance is madness,
To another it is genious,
To The One, it is survival.
Without the dance, there is madness.
Been posted before, but it seemed appropriate for this thread.
Dude, did I just see Serlin?
I think that’s paranoid schizophrenia. 
Is someone famous secretly in love with me? You betcha! It’s so secret that even he doesn’t know it. that is about to be remedied, after I lob a brick through the window of his palatial mansion.
So public masturbation is a bad thing?