So god came to earth in human form. What religion did god follow? Judaism. So, if god himself was Jewish, why would anyone who believed that Jesus was god be anything else?
Well, a lot of Christians are indeed wannabe Jews.
Then there’s them that are somewhat irritated that it is the Jews that are God’s chosen people, not them.
You have an interesting (and very brief) posting history…
I can’t open pdf files. It’s against my religion.
Yes, I am absolutely certain.
But you won’t read about it in a book and God needs no worship.
Well, I sure couldn’t pick Him out of a line-up.
Nice letter of introduction, but if the subject thereof walked into the waiting room I’d still have to ask for two forms of ID and a trusted reference.
No. What is on second base.
Damn straight. That’s why George Harrison hung around with him.
I don’t know.
I do know that God is a concept by which we measure our pain.
What if god was one of us?
Yes. Her name is Pallas Athena. She is the daughter of Metis, herself the daughter of Tethys, herself the daughter of Gaia the never-born. Having deposed Her hateful sperm-donor Zeus by relieving him of his testicles (afterwards mounted on Her aegis besides the Gorgon’s head as a warning to her half-brothers Ares & Apollo), She wants very little from humanity. Certainly not the worship of the masses; She already has more than she needs, and anyway one must be invited to Her service. Basically, Great Pallas be happier if everyone adhered to the 11th Commandment (“Leave everybody else the fuck alone!”) though she makes an exception for shooting rapists and child molesters in the face. However, being the incarnation of wisdom, She does not expect that to actually happen, as human nature militates against it. “You can’t stop water from being wet,” She notes.
Oh, and puns. She hates puns. Don’t make them in her presence if you know what’s good for you.
What?
God is an overweight black lesbian
God is Love
Love is Blind.
Therefore…
Ray Charles is God.
I think a major difference between atheists and christians is that atheists believe in one less god than christians do.
One or three – I could never get that quite straight, but I’m pretty sure it’s not two fewer.
Jesus
Historicity of Jesus
I’ve asked this before: where is this story from? I don’t remember it from Hesiod. Where is this story told? I’ve never read it in any of my explorations of the Greek gods.
But, yes, definitely, Athena is a very good choice to follow. A goddess of wisdom and of war: the wisdom to avoid fighting, but the might to fight well when it comes down to it. And a shield, implying fighting in a defensive mode, which is how one holds the moral high ground.
Athena over Yahweh: easy choice to make! Athena every time.
Rev.17:5
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The Whore of Babylon is Satan?
Well, that’s a new one on me. I’m pretty sure that’s a minority opinion among the scads of Christians running about.
ETA: Oh, and the post you quote was referencing a character on a science fiction show, in case it wasn’t clear.
And God has exquisite taste.
Latro you know it really is a shame that ppl think there are races of ppl.
We all came from Adam and Eve that other B.S. is just that B.S.
Jews are among the most deceived ppl on earth.
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