Find out at this Police Search website!
I found a friend of mine on there =:o
Well, I’m sure they want me to come to work in the morning. Lots of reports to file and all.
Damn! They found that old warrant out of Ventura.
As if Bigfoot.com and Yahoo People Search didn’t offer me enough semi-creepy ways to check up on my past significant others…
Heh, heh, heh.
((Minces hands together in sinister way))
Shoot, I am sure they haven’t even found the body yet.
Ididntdoitnoonesawmedoityoucantproveanything
I’m on there under my real name.
My criminal record seems accurate enough but I’m far from happy with my picture.
It must have been taken a long time ago I suppose.
what the hell???
I am innocent!
That clearly is not me.
I’m not wanted by the police, but I’m pretty sure someone somewhere wants me…
Opal, you little dickens! Had me going there for a sec.
What can I say? She looked eighteen . . .
I’m not sure which is worse. Me falling for the link:o…or the moment of paranoid fear :eek: Very cute Opal.
Opal, you’re not going to make a monkey out of me!
tries to slink away unobstrusively
who, me? i didn’t do nuthin!
I think the staute of limitations has past on all of my felony offenses. So there.
oooh ooh aahhhha ahhahah eeeeeee ohhooh aoooooa!!!
::scratches self and throws food::
DaLovin’ Dj
(Hairless Ape)
“I thought it was…uhhh…uhhh…PARSLEY!! And I was just holding it for some dude who…who’s a CHEF!!”
Best I could do on remarkably short notice. :rolleyes:
Now you know why I don’t wear a beard. I look much better clean-shaven.
Funny site, Opal.
Nobody wants me. 
i plead the fifth…
Even-if-I-was-wanted-they-could-never-find-me-at-work—6NE-at-Miami-Valley-Hospital-7a-7p-shifts-or-at-home-located-exactly-5&1/2-miles-outside-the-city-limits-third-drive-on-the-left-past-the-Madison-Fire-department,
Heh-heh.