Argentina scores a Pope and a Queen

Of course you’ve all heard about Pope Francis . . . and now the Queen of the Netherlands is abdicating, leaving the throne to her son Prince Willem-Alexander, whose wife, Princess Maxima, is Argentine.

I dunno, though . . . “Queen Maxima” sounds just a little bit too Evil Empress . . .

That or a line of condoms endorsed by Freddy Mercury.

Che Guevarra’s bearded face is iconic.

How 18th Century of them.