Granted it’s been years since law school, but I thought the “I’m not touching you” defence was thoroughly rejected by the courts in Finders Keepers v. Losers Weepers. At the very least it’s an affirmative defence that has a substantial burden. It’s one thing to try and argue the facts of a specific case, but to use it in a motion to dismiss for lack of grounds is laughable at best; otherwise it strikes of disingenuousness.
Or maybe a wholesale lack of imagination. You can’t fathom a case where someone is intimidate into action by otherwise legal acts? “Your Honour, my client cannot have robbed this gentleman. He only *asked *for his wallet, he did not demand it. Furthermore, his four friends behind him were carrying perfectly legal firearms that they never completely unholstered. We don’t need any judicial process, because freedom of speech means that it’s perfectly ok to ask someone if they would give you their wallet. If not, all charities would never be able to make donation requests…”
Go on, try it. Try and think of a scenario where a small constellation of legal acts are otherwise deemed unlawful.
Note I’m not making any claims as to what these idiots should or could be charged with. Rather, I’m mocking your blanket assessment that they couldn’t be doing anything wrong because of the Rights to assembly and bear arms.