In a large-scale survey from ca. 1974, Army soldiers preferred funistrada over eggplant, lima beans, and cranberry juice.
Funistrada, a well as buttered ermal and braised trake, which also appeared on the survey and were chosen over other foods, does not exist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funistrada
(BTW, I wrote the Wiki piece on Funistrada, so I’m quoting myself and my research as my own authority. Errors might therefore be propagated were anyone so foolish as to cite an SDMB response. And so on to infinity the march of possible error!)