Arnold. Face it, he rocks

So, I’ve admitted here on the boards that I like 'N Sync, Phantom Menace and Little House On The Praire. God damn it. I’m proud of those things. But their relative uncoolness is, I hope, balanced out by my love of metal, bondage, violence and sports.

Anyway, I come before you today to admit yet another ‘not cool’ mainstream love that I have.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Oh I how I love you. And it’s not just your Austrian accent and giant stature. I love you for being in Terminator and Terminator II. I love you for being an action hero and then making movies like Twins, Junior and Kindergarten Cop, in which I found you endearing and hilarious.

I loved True Lies infinitely. And even your bad movies are among my favorites. The Running Man is a movie I could watch every day for the rest of time and never tire of seeing walk around in shackles.

I think that with age you become MORE sexy. I’m glad that you’re not as ripped as you used to be. I like the scruffy beard. I wish Collateral Damage had been released because I was so excited to see you.

And so, Arnold…this Appreciation thread is for you…my burly Austrian cuddlebug.

I watched Junior last night and squealed with delight at your cuteness.

Love,

jarbaby

I love Arnold.
Such a bold kid.
And Gerald and Helga are cool, too.

<off-stage whisper>
Um, sorry, wrong Arnold.

For some twisted reason, I thought this would be about Tom Arnold.

:gets on bike and drives off:

Although I’ve never actually thought of Ahnold as a cuddlebug…I do find him quite attractive. In fact, I think I almost like his comedy better than his action flicks. And I’m wit’cha on True Lies.

Arnold rocks!

And I clicked on this thread expecting a paean to the source of the catch-phrase, “Whatchoo talkin’ 'bout, Willis?”

I like Arnold too. jarbabyj and I may be the only people on this planet who loved Junior (though to be fair, that’s half because of Emma Thompson in my case).

I like him despite his politics, which I’m sure are well-meaning even if right-wing. He made Kindergarten Cop with Pamela Reed, who admitted to him he was “a pretty nice guy for a Republican.” To which he responded, “My wife says the same thing.” I love that anecdote!

He’s really smart. Look at his career path and the evidence is clear. Originally he was a bizarre curiosity, appearing in Pumping Iron and a Hercules movie with dubbed dialogue. But he tamed his accent, found some good directors to take a chance on him, and within just a few years he was a top-grossing star.

He’s got a great sense of humor, and that’s evident even when he’s not reading scripted lines. When he appeared on The Tonight Show and was asked about the failure of Last Action Hero, he quipped, “I don’t know why everyone’s saying that. It was the number 1 film this week [sub]in Zimbabwe[/sub].”

Total Recall, Predator, Commando and yes, Twins. He always finds interesting projects. However, I make no excuses for Planet Hollywood or Raw Deal.

Thank you Fiver and Sunshine…your thoughts are noted in the Book of Life.

I think he has a great sense of humor about the world and about HIMSELF. This is what separates him from Jean Claude Van Damme who is also a biological European oddity. Jean Claude actually thinks he IS an action hero. Arnold knows he’s an actor, a character, a cartoon of himself.

jarbaby

Well, *I *thought it was going to be Arnold Stang that she was going on about.

Now, THERE’S a REAL man.
http://www.tvparty.com/vaultstang.html

I thought it was about Arnold Winkelreid.

I also love Arnold for the reason jarbabyj gives – he doesn’t take himself seriously. And, Pumping Iron was a great documentary.

Yes, Pumping Iron was a great documentary.

One of the few movies my dad and I both like is The Villain, with Kirk Douglas, Ann-Margaret, and a young Arnold, then known as Arnold Strong.

Loved True Lies, which, while being a fun action movie, completely redeemed Tom Arnold in my mind.

Loved The Last Action Hero. Spent the next 3 hours after the first viewing discussing the nature of reality with my movie buddy.

What a horrible country this would be without Arnold.

I want a seven-shooter.

Some good Arnold Lines:

From True Lies, my favorite of all time, after he’s been given a shot of Truth Serum:

Wife (Jamie Lee Curtis): Are we going to die?

Arnold: Yep.
From Junior:

Arnold: Today, just scooping out the inside of a honeydew melon gave me…a…stiffen
And from The Sixth Day:

Arnold: I might be back.
jarbaby

Arnold is ok. He does have a great sense of humor on and off screen. And of course his pecs are almost as good as mine.

another great line althoug I don’t remember which movie it was from (early 80’s)

(holding a guy over the edge of a cliff with one arm and is requesting infromation.)
Remember this is my weak arm!

Zebra, the movie you’ve mentioned is Commando. Arnold drops the guy off the cliff once he’s done with him, then walks back to the car where Rae Dawn Chong[sup]1[/sup] is waiting.

She asks what he did with the guy and he answers, “I let him go.”

[sup]1[/sup][sub]Mmmm…Rae Dawn Chong’s legs…[/sub]

Maybe I’m nuts but I liked Last Action Hero.

Kid (writes something on a scrap of paper and shows it to Arnold)

Say this word outloud.

AS I don’t want to.

Kid You can’t say it because we are in a PG-13 movie.

AS I could say it. I just don’t want to say it.

I watched Arnolds first film, “Hercules in New York”, the other day. It was a horrible movie, but I got to see the young Arnold.

Arnold is okay, but I always liked Stallone better. I won’t argue the quality of his movies, 'cause you just can’t compete with Terminator II. But something about Stallone is just more appealing to me. I think it was Pauline Kael who summed it up best, when she said of Arnold, “He looks like a condom stuffed with walnuts.”

But I did really like Last Action Hero.

I can’t believe no one has even mentioned Conan the Barbarian yet!

So I will.

CONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONANCONAN

the

BARBARIAN.

I mean, c’mon, it doesn’t get better than watching Der Schnauzer hump a witch-demon, then toss her into a flaming fireplace, does it? Or how about that sword? Or how about lines like, (in response to the question, what is best in life?)

** To crush your enemies. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.**

Man, doesn’t that just make you want to run out your front door, half-naked, brandishing a big knife, looking to answer the riddle of steel?

Or maybe I should just sit quietly by myself for a minnit.

Yondan, you beat me to it by a few minutes.

Same line, too, dam ya.

“Conan” … ah yes … “Conan”

::reverting to 13-year-old geek::

I think my favorite Arnold line is:

It’s not a tumah!

One of my favorite Arnold moments is in Conan the Destroyer, when the evil queen (hubba hubba) is gonna mess with his mind, and makes an illusion on the altar. She says, “Look at the altar. What do you see? THINK, Conan!”

And Arnold looks like he’s about to pass a kidney stone, he’s thinking so hard.

Favorite Arnold line: Collapses on the bed. “They were horrible.”