Arrogant Attorney Asshats

No. She is being berated for asking lawyers for help, and when the answers aren’t exactly what she wants to hear, getting upset and telling us all that we have no idea what we are doing/are asshats/are white-liars/etc.

Because, unless you’ve utterly failed to comprehend the whole thread, it should be clear by now that it’s not as easy as just “giving her some pointers and sending her on her way”, and that there are some serious consequences that attach to lawyers for even something so “simple” as giving research advice.

I’d be glad to do the research for her, if I were admitted to practice in California, if she paid me, and if I wasn’t terrified that she would sue me if she loses.

BTW is it retarded that I prefer Westlaw only because that’s what they used to research for Law and Order back in the day?

Haha, and their shiny blue is much prettier than Lexis’s dull red.

Okay, you’re not a teenager; you’re obviously Dennis Miller. Still think there’s a good chance you live in mom’s basement, though.

Stoid, here’s another thought that’s occurred to me, in relation to this issue of the meaning of legal advice. (I’m not sure if anyone else has raised it, and I’ve got no intentions of re-reading 200 posts to find out.)

Why are you wanting to talk to a lawyer? Seriously, why?

You’ve mentioned that you’ve been attending the law library at UCLA on a regular basis. You’re doing a lot of research, and you’re satisfied that you’re finding relevant material. You sound to me like you’ve got good research skills, and are computer literate. Plus, you sound like you’re on a first name basis with the library staff and are satisfied that they’ve been giving you good assistance in your research.

So what value is there in talking to a lawyer? You’ve got access to an excellent law library, the library staff are very helpful, and you seem content with your own research skills. What’s the value of then going to a lawyer?

Isn’t it that you think that a lawyer can add to what the library staff and you have done, even if only to help you confirm your research, or to point you to other areas to research? That sounds to me like you’re looking for legal advice, whether you would frame it that way or not. You are hoping to get additional comfort, not from your own research, or from the research assistance of librarians, but from an honest-to-gosh lawyer, skilled in the law. That kind of comfort is exactly what legal advice is about - the comfort of knowing that a legal professional has given you some assistance.

And that’s why all the lawyers in this thread are instinctively telling you that you are seeking legal advice, not just “information”. We recognise that desire for comfort as one aspect of the client relationship.

Because really, if all that you’re asking for is additional research pointers, that’s exactly what reference librarians at a law library are trained to do, but without commenting on the merits of what you’re looking for, or the conclusions that you’re reaching. It’s not the job of a reference librarian to give that sort of assistance. That’s the job of a lawyer, and that’s the dividing line between the profession of a legal reference librarian and a lawyer.

By your insistence that you want lawyers’ assistance in your research, in addition to the no-doubt excellent research assistance you’re getting at UCLA law library, you are implicitly saying that you want lawyers to help you.

And that boils down to legal advice.

For the reasons given in my previous post, I would respectfully suggest that you’re confusing the role of a legal reference librarian with a lawyer.

Legal reference lawyers are professionals who are highly trained in helping people to find cases and statutes, but it’s not their function to comment on the law or to assist the person to reach legal conclusions.

For lawyers, it’s not our function to assist others to do legal research. Our job is to assist a person to understand the law that applies to their particular situation. We will explain the application of the cases and the statutes, once we are fully informed of the underlying facts and legal issues, and only if we are prepared to enter into a solicitor-client relationship with that person.

If someone truly just wants assistance in their legal research, then I would point that person to the nearest law library, where there are helpful professional reference librarians, who will do their best to assist, without commenting on the merits of the issue.

But if the person isn’t satisfied with me referring them to a law librarian, and insists that they want to talk to me because I’m a lawyer, then whether they recognise it or not, they are asking for legal advice, because they are not willing to rely solely on a reference librarian. They are seeking legal advice from a lawyer, not just legal research assistance.

Well thank you, Spoons.

It’s nice that we of the crusty and opinionated (occasionally course) persuasion get some recognition :slight_smile:

No, I am not your old perfesser. I just have had my share of autodidacts. For example, I have just finished the most recent round of a fight I have been having for the last 5 years or so with an autodidact forensic scientist/DNA expert. It has been wearing, to say the least. The problem is not limited to those self-taught in law.

I don’t know if anybody in this long, long thread has mentioned it, but a great many law librarians do in fact have law degrees. They are very good at knowing whether they are providing research assistance or legal advice. They do not provide legal advice.

This was clear, thoughtful and on target. You obviously put some effort into this and your other posts in order to be helpful to the OP. Therefore it will be ignored.

That’s right - at a major law library like UCLA, I think we can assume that many of the reference librarians will be highly trained professionals, often with both a JD (or LL.B) and a Master of Library Sciences. They will be very good at helping a client find all the law related to a particular issue. But they won’t comment on the merits of the issue that a person asks them to help research, because that’s not their professional competence or responsibility.

I know we’ve got librarians on this Board, so maybe some of them could comment on the professional responsibilities of reference librarians in this type of situation.

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Just a “ditto” to this and thanks to all the other laywers who participated in this thread. It’s been enlightening.

From an attorney’s standpoint, all information is advice. That’s not a lie. If all you need is information go get it yourself. You’re smarter than the lawyers and all.

Indeed. http://www.unbundledlaw.org/program/9%20-%20National%20Look%20Status%20In2deep%20-%20Slanina.doc

http://bulk.resource.org/courts.gov/c/F3/238/238.F3d.1268.00-2114.html

Except, if Stoid is being truthful about the division of labor, there is no ghostwriting going on: she is doing the research and the writing, and using him to avoid the appearance of going pro se (which, pace Stoid, can be as much an advantage as a disadvantage and is one of of the ethical reservations about the practice of ghostwriting).

My guess is that the formation of the LLC was a needless enthusiasm on her part and that this litigated breakup would have proceeded much more smoothly if it [the business] were just a common law partnership. Fancy forms and certificates can be fun, there’s no doubt about that, but these things do have business purposes and should be reserved for where they are needed. Although this wisdom can be of little avail now.

Other than that, as best as I can gather, this is just a garden-variety “boyfriend and girlfriend bought a house on credit and now they broke up; what result?” scenario. Why there’s an appeal–a consolidated appeal, mind you–I think we’ll never know.

Which subjects the lawyer to direct liability for signing the pleadings, possible contempt for not showing up at hearings, and ethical problems (and possible contempt) for fraud on the court. But yes, you are correct, ghostwriting itself would be the opposite of what’s been described.

I didn’t mean to suggest that the situation wasn’t fraught with peril for the attorney, only that the traditional justification for ghostwriting or unbundling is that it helps make litigation affordable for dedicated and savvy pro se litigants. Here the attorney has taken $2,000 but I’m not sure she’s getting even unbundled services (again, with the caveat being that I assume things are as Stoid describes – it could be, given the obvious satisfaction Stoid takes in the self-taught attorney narrative, that she has overstated her role and understated her attorney’s).

This was posted yesterday.

Well? We’re all waiting - counselor?

Regards,
Shodan

I agree with the rest of what you said, so it looks like we’re on the same page.

Well, assuming it’s good news, Elysian should be at least seventeen sheets to the wind right now and in no fit state to inform us. But yes, appendages crossed 'n all that.