What in Hell’s name is so damn hard to understand about SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT?
I’m headed down the road in my old beater Buick (1972 Electra 225) at a good steady 70mph, matching the flow of traffic, when I encounter some soccer twat babbling away on a damn cell phone whilst the traffic backs up around her. I honk, I flash my headlights, all to no effect. So I am forced to pass on the right.
Here’s a hint, soccer cunt–if you’re being passed on the right by a POS Buick, GET YOUR PATHETIC, WELL-FUCKED ARSE INTO THE RIGHT-MOST LANE WHERE YOU BELONG! Consider yourself lucky that I don’t push you up to an acceptable speed–I’m confident my car could do it. Consider yourself damn fortunate that I don’t take out an AK-47 and use it to massacre you AND the failed abortions that you’re taking to the daycare. Consider yourself extremely lucky that I don’t lob a lit stick of dynamite into your vehicle as I’m passing you. Consider yourself blessed that I don’t cram that damn phone up your arse. Above all, consider yourself VERY well off that the only reason why I don’t do any of the above is because I don’t want to change my name to Little Bitch and be a “wife” to a big bull queer named Psycho in a State pen somewhere. My arsehole has always been an EXIT, thank you very much, and I want to keep it that way.
Oh, and to the marketroid (all teeth and hair, no brain) who almost T-boned my ride when he blew a stop sign whilst on the damn cell phone–I hope you get raped in the arse by a horse. Better yet, I hope you get in a wreck and die slowly. Horribly. Painfully. Alone.
He’s now at 32 posts. Anyone wanna bet we never see 33?
As for the post, shut the fuck up. Any respect I might have had for you disappeared when you said about “failed abortions”. And your link was beyond the pale.
I’ve been rinsing my eyes out with Clorox for the last ten minutes. That was fucking disgusting.
How hard was it to take that picture of yourself, by the way? Sick fuck.
I’m with you on this one Father Pacelli (well except maybe for that link).
Im on Parramatta Rd (one of the main roads in Sydney) in the right lane [Aussies drive on the left, so this is the equivalent of your left lane - the fast lane] behind this taxi. I don’t know what the fuck that taxi was doing in the fast lane if it was a vacant cab, but sure enough, somebody signals him to pull over. Well, the two curbside lanes are full of peak hour traffic moving at high speed, so what does the cab driver do? He arserogering stops dead!!! Here I am in the fast lane, with a semi truck on my left and a concrete median strip to my right, and I have to lock the goatfelching brakes to avoid hitting this pile of turds, he who is “CABBIE - Archvillain of the Universe”. Then he proceeds to WAIT for an interminable time while the traffic in the two curbside lanes clears. FOR FUCK!
AND IF I’D REARENDED THE TAXI, IT WOULD BE LEGALLY MY FUCKING FAULT!!!
FUCK!
[sub]PS: Please, please don’t click on that link. I’m not easily offended, but that one did the trick.[/sub]
Ironically enough, my best friend HATES driving in the left lane. He always sticks to the right lane, whenever he can, and often complains of the slow drivers found in said lane…
So, FB, where were you going that was so bloody important that EVERY SINGLE SECOND meant the difference between life and death? Off to save the free world? Ticking time bomb in the back seat (well, no, that would be behind the wheel, wouldn’t it)? Had to take a dump? Drive-in window at McD’s about to close?
Jeez, another self-important asshole on the highway. How very rare :rolleyes:.
Sigh…OK pezpunk. Here it is. But I must post a disclaimer first.
**WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!
THE FOLLOWING LINK CONTAINS SICK, DISGUSTING SCENES OF TRUE BRUTALITY AND ABJECT SUFFERING. BY MERELY POSTING THIS LINK, I REALIZE I WILL BE BANNED FROM THIS MESSAGE BOARD. BUT THE TRUTH ABOUT ANIMAL BRUTALITY MUST BE TOLD! BE AWARE! WAKE UP! INFORMATION IS POWER! DO NOT BE BLIND TO THE HORRIBLE CRIMES OF NATURE THAT HAPPEN IN EVERY HOUSEHOLD! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
