Ho’od win?
Pah, Artoo would kick Twiki’s ass, no question. He’s clever. Twiki just walks around uselessly.
Now the greater challenge would be R2D2 vs. K-9 (from Dr. Who).
Twiki has no offensive weaponry, and no defense unless he uses that light disk thingy as a shield. R2 can shove that actuator arm right through Twiki’s little hide. An Ewok could put up a better fight.
It’s been a very long time since I’ve seen Buck Rogers, but from what I remember, wasn’t Twiki’s ONLY purpose in life to carry that little light-disk-thing around? He couldn’t do anything else. I don’t think he could even stand up on his own, judging from the way he walked.
R2 would own him. Just ram into him, they both fall down, R2 gets up again, game over.
Hmm… wait a minute. R2 couldn’t get up on his own either, could he.
No matter. I’d still buy tickets to see it.
Twiki was just a wise-cracking sidekick. R2 was the quiet guy who saved your ass.
The fight wouldn’t even last one round.
What? Those two little Cylon collaborators?
F^uck em both. May as well nominate Bubo, from Clash Of The Titans.
Bumblebee takes all prizes in the Lightweight class. 
R2 has some of the best lines of the trilogy!
I’m betting on Twiki. Doctor Theopolis (sp?) will give the Twikster hints on surviving the fight. R2 might get some help from Threepio, but Doc Theopolis is smarter than Threepio by several parsecs, methinks.
Dr. Theophilus, wasn’t it? Lover of God, not City of God.
I honestly dunno. I’ve seen both “Theopolis” and “Theophilus” on various sites, but I can’t tell which is correct.
Which trilogy? Unless this year’s effort exceeds all the 5 previous entries, I’ll agree and say both. Probably the best acting job in all of them, also.
I like to think Artoo’s lines are muffled cussing like Kenny from South Park.
You may be onto something there! South Park’s Kenny is really Kenny Baker.
Well Twiki is fully capable of firing a laser pistol and flying a fighter craft.
So if he had access to the weapons, he’d win.
If only allowed the equipment they were built with, I’d go R2
So you’re saying Twiki would win - if he’s prepared?
No - if they’re allowed to prepare, it’s R2, hands down. He can interface with the Death Star, for pete’s sake. Twiki would come up, thinking he’s got the drop on R2 because he’s jacked into some system and not looking, when, WHAM, something huge hits Tsiki from behind. Or the floor chute to the incinerator opens. Or the blast doors slam shut on him.
R2, if prepared.
So who comes out on top if we throw Marvin into the mix?
I’m thinking he’d talk the other two into killing themselves, of course.
Oh come on. Marvin is almost indestructible, brain the size of a planet, several times older than the universe itself and took on a massive fricken’ tank-bot single handed… and won. Including Marvin as a sidekick robot is like including a battlemech. Marvin ain’t nobody’s sidekick.
Marvin explains his view of life to the two lesser robots. The two lesser robots commit suicide. It’s not over quickly, but it’s inevitable.
Unless…the contest involves…stairs.