As if Software Engineers Don't have it bad enough...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110613/us_nm/us_bombhouse_sentencing

The reporter could have stopped at unemployed. Why not describe him as “convicted felon?”

Good Grief!

He was also, arguably, an unemployed journalist, an unemployed actor, an unemployed writer, and an unemployed puppeteer.

His house was so packed with explosives that they had to burn it down… Hmmm…

I think I’ve seen this guy’s code, actually.

"His house was so full of explosives that they had to blow it up just for fun. Regrettably, they neglected to warn the unemployed lawnmower instruction manual translator to evacuate the premises. Like his code, his body is no longer coherent.