I have an idea for a film.
Attack of Buffy Summers and the fellowship of the phoenix reloaded
I have an idea for a film.
Attack of Buffy Summers and the fellowship of the phoenix reloaded
I am here in this thread, waiting for Vernon to come over so I can have a P2 hard drive instead of a 486 hard drive. Woohoo!
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I am also waiting for maintenance to be finished on my blog, so I can post my thoughts on drunk people therein.
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Last time we did the grocery shopping we purchased green coloured tomato sauce. It is very scary and looks alot like evil baby poo.
I ate some toothpaste.
I see dead people…
On purpose???
I sprayed hairspray under my arms today, mistaking it for deodorant. Ouch.
I hope I never get so drunk that the morning after I mistake the toothpaste for the facial wash (and vice versa)
I called my ringneck parakeet “Rainbow-head.” He glared at me for a full minute till I explained to him that “Rainbow-head” wasn’t an insult.
The woman that cut my hair today had a hickie.
If I post in this thread twice, is it considered cheating?
Quite the opposite, Trigonal Planar, by posting more than once, you’re showing how much the thread means to you, and how deeply you value your relationship, a relationship which is based on mutual love and respect.
And how does the thread repay you? Just look! You come home to find over twenty other posters cramed inside. Unbelievable! Your dedication and trust, flung back in your face. (And all you could do was analyze yourself for fault!) I, for one, think you deserve better than that. It’s time to see other threads.
frunp
Or sploob. yes, that’s it sploob.
Sploob is my word of the day.
I used a new conditioner and shampoo today, and I like them a lot.
My pot holder’s red binding is less red than the part where you put your hand.
I slept till 2 pm today, so it’s really just past noon for me.
frunp is the sound your cat makes when it plops down on the bed. I don’t know what sploob is.
You can post to this thread twice? Cool!
I dreamed I was at my parents’ house and watching TV in their basement. The show featured a grasshopper with a human face and he was being tormented by a faerie. I looked up and Peggy Guggenheim was sitting in a chair next to me, so I said “Whoever thought up this show was on LSD.” She laughed.
So now I’m off to call my parents and inform them that the dissembodied spirit of Peggy Guggenheim has somehow invaded their basement. If you don’t hear from me anymore it’s because my parents have had me committed.
It’s late and I’m tired.
I’m hungry but it’s too late to eat.
I had a Diet Mountain Dew Code Red a little while ago - now my stomach is all sloshy.
Susan
My fingernails look great for the first time in probably 5 years. All nails the same length, no snags, rips or tears.
I brush my teeth at work.
I brush Ellen’s teeth at work when she’s not looking.