Boring Thread (Don't Read)

As suggested in the title, there’s nothing in this OP. And I assume any posts to this thread, if indeed there are any, will be similarly pointless and boring.

Complete waste of time. Definitely worth skipping.

I couldn’t skip it - how sad is that??

Sounds just like my cup-o-tea. Party on!

You should have thrown in a useless poll to boot.

How often do you clip your toenails?

  1. Daily
  2. Weekly
  3. Hi … no, I can’t.
  4. Monthly
  5. Never
  6. I have no toes you heartless bastard.
  7. Well, I’m an accountant and consequently too boring to be of interest.

:yawn:

BTW, F-P, 9 months late but I did respond to your GQ question about Madoff clawback lawsuits.

My cat is just sitting there, staring off to the side, with her feet curled up under her.

Awwww… (pix needed)

No, pics would be too exciting. You’ll just have to imagine a cat, sitting there, doing nothing.

[Buzz McKillington]Would you gentlemen care to hear how oatmeal was discovered?[/Buzz McKillington]

If you turn this into a cat picture thread, it will become interesting, the OP won’t like that.

That’s right - I should have mentioned ME sitting here doing nothing, not my cat. I’m a whole lot less cute.

Hey, I got it: guess what color I’m thinking of…

I just looked at a freckle.

My three cats are lined up, all staring at something interesting outside the window.

I can’t be arsed to go see what it is, though.

I had a piece of cold pizza for lunch. And a bottle of water.

I’m not sure where my cats are at the moment, but the fish are swimming around the aquarium. No drama, no excitement. Just swimming back and forth.

Tl:dr: I just reheated my half cup of coffee and drank it. It was pretty good. I used to use half-&-half in it, but I’ve been watching my weight and gave up half-&-half last summer. I suppose I could use 2% milk, but, really, why bother? It wouldn’t be half-&-half.

The paint! The paint! The paint is drying!
-D/a

That Betty White … Zzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz is freaking hot.

I ate too much chocolate this afternoon.