I thought that instead of throwing my randomness into many threads, I’d channel it here. Who’s in?
My ear is clogged.
I am craving cocoa puffs but I’m worried about cutting up the roof of my mouth.
I have a crush on someone here.
Procrastinating studying is worse than studying itself.
Why do people check out what they plow out of their ears?
This is probably in the wrong forum. 
dammit
Moving from IMHO to MPSIMS.
I wonder if metformin might be useful in the treatment of early CFR diabetes. But might it also derange the chloride channel dysfunction even further?
My toe’s been having unusual pains lately.
I have to go get groceries tonight. At least the store will probably not be very busy.
We had our best day today at the deli. I’m pooped! Our food is excellent and we are friendly, but we are a little too slow yet. I’ve got to get my two sandwich makers to move faster.
A foot massage would be so awesome right now.
I ran out of cat treats, but my cat kept whining and doing her tricks, expecting a reward. (She can sit, lay down, shake, and prairie dog, with varying levels of aptitude.) Turns out, she actually likes crumbled bacon better than her regular treats. I’m not sure how I feel about this, since the crumbled bacon is my treats.
I’m getting a new bathroom sink installed tomorrow and my carpets shampooed on Thursday.
I wonder if **BlackKnight **can sit, lay down, shake, and prairie dog.
I wonder how long it will be before I can wear normal shoes again.
What should I make Mom for Mother’s Day dinner?
Is this is anything like the MMP?
Should I go to my contractor’s wedding on Saturday?
-D/a
I have songs from Tangled stuck in my head.
I wonder if anyone else uses sunglasses primarily as ogling eyewear.
You know that Chinese human rights activist who may or may not be hiding out in the US embassy? You know how he’s blind? Wouldn’t it be funny if he wasn’t in the US embassy at all? If his confederates just walked him around the block a few times and he’s just hiding out in his neighbor’s garage or something, that would be hilarious.
Do I have any ice cream? I hope I have Ice cream. I’m gonna go check after this.
I know I do. They’re great to wear in places where it’s hot and the women don’t have too many clothes on.
I’m trying to contain my mundane pointless musings without starting or hijacking a new thread. 
Famous last words - I forgot it was 10% Off Tuesday. Oh well.
They called that “Crazy Tuesday” where I used to live. Actually, every Tuesday was crazy at that grocery. I once asked customer service lady, “what makes Tuesdays so crazy?” and she said, “we get to hang the banner outside that says ‘Crazy Tuesday.’”
Standard Deviations would be a good name for a band.
Also for a sex club.
I am going to attempt to make my own chai. If you dont hear back from me it’s because I barfed on steamed vanilla soy milk.
I think I’m a little bit in love with you.
My toddler has entered the dreaded Knock Knock Joke Phase. Her current repertoire: “Knock knock” (Who’s there?) “Ha ha ha ha!” Repeat. Repeat. Repeat…
I wonder if I should get my huge white van painted? Maybe like the General Lee. Wouldn’t that be awesome? Or maybe like the Partridge Family bus. I’m bored with white vehicles.
At least that’s not as bad as my son’s idea of a knock knock joke.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
BANANA ON YOUR HEAD! HAhAhAHAHAHAHa!
My vote is for a wizard and a dragon.