I’m not wearing any pants right now.
I just popped a messy pimple on my chin. And I am shirtless right now.
There is a mouse in my apartment! :eek:
I’ve been eating Candy.
she says, “Hi.”
I’m enjoying a few glasses of crisp, white wine (and starting to get half-shickered!) 
Hmmmm…so there’s a thread called “Mpsims” in the forum MPSIMS, shich was started by a thread called "Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share. Interesting. 
With my bionic arms I can lift small objects
I’m not wearing anything right now, and I have a li’l kick of Glenfiddich.
Tripler
So there!
My cats tonight did the cutest
Naw, I’ll spare you – it’s too mundane and pointless even for me, even here.
I invented numbers
I had to buy a 30# turkey for two people because I procrastinate.
I typpppedd thiiiiss wwiith myyy nnooose…
LOL I was so sure that was going to be a closing of the thread post.
oi tr5yt6ythherdcf trghjnuikdc wesikythjhn m, yu erl,knboil
(I typed this with my elbow)
Hey Lobsang, you were way off. . .
I invented electricity, which makes these SDMBs work.
Tripler
Lob I know you invented numbers, but they can’t post without “the juice”.
I’ve got an e-mail window open and am trying to think of a nice way to turn down a last minute Thanksgiving dinner invitation.
It’s the CIRRRRRRRRRRRCLE of Liii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiife!
Went to the dentist today.
Emergency root canal.
Mundane/pointless? Maybe.
Painful? Um-huh.
i typed this message with dvorak.
the university of texas stuff is all bunk, btw. pit me if you feel otherwise.
I feel sleepy
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food!”
Wait a minute - lemme check and see…
OMG cat, phewww! What have you been eating!?!?