**What’s the difference between a religion and a cult?
A Self-Made Man? **
Damn! Was that painful or what?
The BJ Thread: give me some, uh, pointer
If I understand this correctly…
Official “First Words Out of Your Mouth After Waking This Morning” Thread
Today 12:58 PM by VunderBob
Yes, Lady, I Get It-- You’re Hostile and Anti-Social. Can I Go Now?
Today 12:56 PM by McNew
**That’s It We Obviously Need to Fuck More **
**Official “First Words Out of Your Mouth After Waking This Morning” Thread **
**When Rats Attack!
What’s your most erotic experience that didn’t involve actually having sex? **
Pennsylvania needs a spell checker
Worst. Slogan . Ever.
**This repair was easy…too easy…
Part of a man’s skull fell off **
am I ill tempered?
That’s It We Obviously Need to Fuck More.
(That second one’s a goldmine)
From MPSIMS:
whats the meanest thing you’ve ever done?
My wife
I don’t think he meant it like that, but I’m sure your wife appreciates the sentiment.
There’s something in my chimney!
My wife
Damn! Was that painful or what?
Wow, this thread is already off to a laugh-out-loud start. Cool! Here’s my contribution from IMHO:
**What on earth does consultants do?
What would happen if we launched one? **
The mind boggles at the possibilities.
**Poll: How often do you masturbate?
What would happen if we launched one?**
** Part of a man’s skull fell off
Please link to the cutest photo ever
That’s not my preferred way to start the day **
** Hot Dog! It’s the MMP!
Beantown mini-Dopefest, anyone?**
Hot Dogs & Beans indeed
**That’s not my preferred way to start the day **
**Part of a man’s skull fell off **
IMHO:
Why is my waitress squatting?
Are you a cheap tipper
MPSIMS
**How come men can’t have chest hair any more?
Perfect breasts have no wrinkles…and just a touch of starch. **
**whats the meanest thing you’ve ever done?
Fire zee miss-iles!! **
**Origin of “dick” as slang for your wang?
Origin of “wang” as slang for your dick?
What is vegetable shortening called in Germany? **
I am not quite sure I want to know the connection here… :eek:
Now in IMHO:
What do you do with pennies?
Are you a cheap tipper?