Currently From MPSIMS:
**Perfect breasts have no wrinkles…and just a touch of starch.
Things You’d Rather Not Think About
Funniest sentence you’ve overheard lately
There’s an ant in my keyboard.
I want one!
Damn, that was tasty! Who’da thunk it?**
And a funny one from Great Debates of all places:
Those Iraqi WMDs Again
Historical myths?
**Doody family hope to raise profile of faggots
Worst. Slogan . Ever. **
Doody family hope to raise profile of faggots
Worst. Slogan . Ever.
Curse you, Annie-Xmas!
/Ralph Wiggim voice/ I beat the Moderator!
Two more:
**Funniest sentence you’ve heard today.
Perfect breasts have no wrinkles…and just a touch of starch
Based on this, I admit I really like Cuba.
“The average American eats 60 hot dogs a year…” **
The second one is really funny when you know the first one is about Cuba’s laws towards gays.
Any interest in a D.C.-area Dopefest?
Wow. A little blatant racial discrimination to start your day?
Kansas City Dopefest IV - Creepin’ Up
“Yeah, people in DC do say ‘niggardly’ a bit too often. Why don’t we go to Kansas City instead?”
Dog born without front legs, walks like a human - You gotta see this
How to entertain your cats on a hot day
From MPSIMS:
Silly things parents worry about
How to entertain your cats on a hot day.
You hate the police. What’s your remedy?
Use of the word 'Martyrdom’
“This martyrdom goes on generation after generation…”
From MPSIMS
whats the meanest thing you’ve ever done?
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006
I shot a celebrity in Reno, just to win the Death Pool.
And the award for most likely to kill a thread goes to…
Raiden wins. Flawless victory.
From CS
**Being John Malkovich–still relevant 6 years later?
who is the actor being portrayed? **
Could it be, oh I don’t know, John Malkovich?
MPSIMS:
Who wants to be a cool kid?
Ask the guy in Eyeliner!
How to amuse your cats on a hot day
Dog born without front legs- walks like a human!
IMHO:
Threads that are sure to end in meltdowns
Are you a cheap tipper?
My life is being made miserable by the Cat From Hell.
I killed a kitten today.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Sorry, Silenus, I guess that kitten wants revenge!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Damn. I hope you’re planning to stick around permanently. This is funny shit.*
*Cryptic crossword fans – you can give that a “!” 
**Ask the guy in Eyeliner!
Has your spider sense ever tingled? **
In Cafe Society:
** What happened after the end of Pet Sematary?
The Australian Big Brother Sexual Assault Scandal **
Thank you, I’m here all week (and, if current plans dont’ change, at least a year after that.)
From MPSIMS:
Dog born without front legs, walks like a human - You gotta see this.
ever laugh at something you shouldn’t?
From IMHO:
Can you like a job if you hate the training?
Can You Suck Air Into Your Rectum / Vagina?
:eek: I do NOT want to know what job you’re training for.