The sequential threads; give me some, uh, pointers

** Ken Lay’s Death is BOGUS
Funeral Processions: a quaint idea whose times has passed? **

**ever laugh at something you shouldn’t?
Building blows up? **

MPSIMS:
**Dog born without front legs, walks like a human - You gotta see this.
Ann Coulter gets pwned! Coulter haters check it out!
**

From MPSIMS:

The Bone Marrow Transplant (July 11th)
ever laugh at something you shouldn’t?

'Bout choked on this’n earlier in IMHO…

**How often do you masturbate?
At what point should one consider anger management? **

In MPSIMS:

**What to do with a bottle of whisky.

Hi, I’ve Got a Drinking Problem.**

Holy Christ on a Cracker - I have to go swimsuit shopping.
2006 Weight Loss Club - July

Holy Christ on a Cracker! - I have to go Swimsuit Shopping.
More Neighbor Problems

**I have the Greatest Cat in the Universe!
Piss on us!

Kids Today
Hi, I’ve Got a Drinking Problem

Worst. Slogan. Ever.
Greetings from Cameroon

Dog born without front legs, walks like a human - you gotta see this.
I’ve never seen a dog that likes to be a cone head so much

Help me find a jacket!
I killed a kitten today**

I Miss Beavis and Butt-Head
Zidane head butt thread

From New Posts:

Declining a Bachelor Party?
Let’s all say FUCK YOU! to assholes who beat up their loved ones!

It should be an interesting reception.

and …

Metal hammer vs rubber mallet
What finally made you pay for SDMB?

In my day all the moderators had were jackboots!

What finally made you pay for SDMB?
Threads that are sure to end in meltdowns

It’s true. Deep philosophy’s all very well, and so are kitten pics, but it’s the nuclear flaming trainwrecks that really get the punters in. :smiley:

Are people really this ignorant of science?
**Pregnant and new parent Doper redux #2 **

I wasn’t looking for 'em, but this made me chuckle.

**Easy ways to make money?

Can you suck air into your Rectum/Vagina?**

Hey, it worked for le Pujol!

A MPSIMS threefer:

**What to do with a bottle of whisky.
I’ve joined the evil empire . . .
I killed a kitten today.
**

** More Neighbor Problems
Building blows up?
**

Better yet…

**More Neighbor Problems
Building blows up?
She’s Gone (And I’m Sober) **

From MPSIMS:

My first emergency repair in the new house; a handy MMP
Building blows up?

Emergency repairs may be an understatement.

I’ve joined the evil empire . . .
I killed a kitten today.

It sounds like you’ll fit right in. Welcome to the family.

From IMHO:

Trip Activity Advice: Paris, Rome, Venice, Florence
How often do you masturbate?

“Tired of masturbating? Masturbate in Rome.” Worst tourism slogan ever.

From CS:

"Recipes" requiring live animals?
I can’t believe they got away with that!

They didn’t get away with it yet. PETA is mobilizing its paramilitary division as we speak (type?)

What would the first Terminator done if it had killed Sarah Conner?
Goodbye, Lenin

A little late for that, don’t you think.

PSP: “White Is Coming”?
Technology Star Fleet should have jumped on with both feet

Starfleet with PSPs. I’d rather not imagine it.

**Easy ways to make money?

What do you do? How much do you make?

So, what do you do for a living? **
A threefer!

**Hi, I’ve Got a Drinking Problem
She’s Gone (And I’m Sober) **

Well, that problem is easily remedied, at least.