The sequential threads; give me some, uh, pointers

What finally made you pay for SDMB?
Duct Tape Occlusion Therapy

** Is it inappropiate for a 16yo daughter to sit on her Daddy’s lap?
Your eccentric endowment **

:eek:

MPSIMS

Kids today
Invest in a UFO!
ever laugh at something you shouldn’t?
Please Let This Work…pics.
Spam!

**Based on this, I admit I really like Cuba.

I’ve joined the evil empire . . .

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I killed a kitten today.

I caved and bought some kibble.

Perhaps you should have bought the kibble sooner?

OR

As much as your dog may enjoy the occasional kitten, a high quality kibble is much better for him nutritionally.

Seen just now, in MPSIMS:
**Best. Obituary. Ever!
She’s Gone (And I’m Sober) **

Actually, it’s a triple-header:

b]Best. Obituary. Ever!
She’s Gone (And I’m Sober)
ever laugh at something you shouldn’t? **

**Fake boobs
Your eccentric endowment **

**Help me plan games for a birthday party–age 6
Are there sexual practices which automatically imply mental illness? (Possible TMI)

How come men can’t have chest hair any more?
Fake boobs.**

** I need a high-quality, cool, elegant wine opener
Are there sexual practices which automatically imply mental illness? (Possible TMI) **

Hearing Eltom John: And I guess that’s why they call it a corkscrew

Fake boobs.
In which you tell your fellow Dopers five things they’d never have guessed about you.

Well, did you think that, if you hadn’t told me, I would’ve believed they were real?

Zidane head butt thread
They all look the same to me

Then expect one of your conversations with him to be more meaningful than the other.

MPSIMS

Please Let This Work…pics.
Fake boobs

on IMHO now…
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Are there sexual practices which automatically imply mental illness? (Possible TMI)
Can You Suck Air Into Your Rectum / Vagina? **

In MPSIMS:

And the award for most likely to kill a thread goes to…
Fake boobs
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** Are there sexual practices which automatically imply mental illness? (Possible TMI)

Weird rules in your family or circle of friends

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**And the award for most likely to kill a thread goes to…

Beep beep beep…beep beep beep…

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I just saw a Bigfoot in the woods; to whom should I report it? ( 1 2 )
Some questions about Chewbacca ( 1 2 3 )

IMHO:

Help me plan games for a birthday party–age 6
Is it rude to make a party an “adults only” affair?

I guess a stripper is right out, then?

From MPSIMS:

**Fake boobs.
Things you never knew about your parents **

:eek: Not a line of though I like :eek:

** A Year Without Cable

Worst. Slogan . Ever.
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