The sequential threads; give me some, uh, pointers

**And the award for most likely to kill a thread goes to…

Killer Kangeroos!

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ever laugh at something you shouldn’t?
Fake boobs.

** And the award for most likely to kill a thread goes to…

Kids today
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** Insert worst possible swear word here.

Kitten in the office!

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Some of us have a pretty low tolerance for swearing

** Would your spouse be upset if you went to a nudie bar?

What would happen if we launched one?
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Mr. President, we must not allow a nudie bar Gap!

** How bad an idea is this? (Debt-related.)

going off of caffeine

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** Insert worst possible swear word here.

Fake boobs.
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Okay, this one I can relate to. I can see myself hitting my thumb with a hammer and cursing “Fake Boobs!”, the way Spongebob Squarepants says “Tartar Sauce!”

** Bananas: the new target for thieves

Finally, an “official” recognition of the effects of psychedelics
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And they said that banana-smoking thing was an urban myth!

** If you could see ANY rock act in history…
Syd Barrett (Pink Floyd) Dies at 60 **

** Finally, an “official” recognition of the effects of psychedelics
Killer Kangeroos! **

If I saw killer kangeroos, I would wonder what I’d been smoking.

In IMHO:

why does everyone hate comic sans?
What unshakable prejudices do you have?

Would you hire a male babysitter?
Are there sexual practices which automatically imply mental illness?

That’s just ill.

Would you live in the “Star Trek” universe, if you could?
Cheap Yummy Food

Yes, I suppose being able to say “Computer, please replicate one chateaubriande and a glass of Chateau d’Yquem” has its points…

And…

**Are there sexual practices which automatically imply mental illness? (Possible TMI) Something you do is made illegal–so do you stop? **

:smiley:

** Why would you NOT bring something to read??

Fake boobs.
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**What do you say to those annoying telesales callers ?
Insert worst possible swear word here. **

You got it!

**Fuck! My SDMB name should’ve been…

Fake boobs.
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These sequential threads just keep popping up.

**Delivery room wedding

Why would you NOT bring something to read??**

Oh, I’d definitely either bring something to read or make sure I am not seated on the Bride’s side.

Finally, an “official” recognition of the effects of psychedelics
I know what happens to the missing socks

Annie-Xmas wins the thread. :smiley: