In MPSIMS
**Fake boobs.
Hey! Look! Me!**
A MPSIMS threefer (with apologies to Only Mostly Dead & El Perro Fumando):
**Tonight, OMD and El Perro Fumando Wed!
ever laugh at something you shouldn’t?
OK, this is downright geeky & mildly disconcerting… **
What do you say to those annoying telesales callers ?
Gosh. We’ve got police downstairs in the lobby, checking everyone’s ID
**Going Abroad for the First Time Ever–What Do I Need?
One word to describe yourself **
Don’t use anything like “smuggler,” “hiacker,” or “terrorist.”
**Fuck You Chrysler and Your
WinXP boot process >:( **
**My co-worker is a fuckin’ moron
Am I wrong to want less responsibility in my job? **
**How should I market a gay porn URL?
How much CAN a black hole suck? **
Where does SciFi TV go from here? (where else, but)
San Diego Comic Con 2006 **
** Ask the Anosmic
Fresno, California- is there anything good about it? (Yeah, you can’t smell it!)
**By golly! I’m having a fantastic week.
I know what happens to the missing socks **
** Send Up the Geek Beacon!
Hey! Look! Me!
Trivial things you’ve done this week no other dopers have For the first time ever, I didn’t leave a tip **
Not the way to get a date…
Send up the Geek Beacon! **
**Is there a precise antonym to “serendipity”?
Legal slavery to your spouse? **
As two elements in an overheard dialogue, this has the sort of surreal quality I could relish! 
Now appearing in IMHO:
** Nose piercings: share your thoughts
Ask the Self-Injurer**
What works better?
**Hamster Wheel Gone Wrong…
Needless killing of little creatures
The grossest insect thingy I’ve seen in awhile…yecch
Needless killing of little creatures**
From the Pit"
Humongous commercial toilet paper rolls
To the marketers of Pepto-Bismol: Please stop.
Humongous commercial toilet paper rolls.
The Bar-B-Que Fart
Just now in MPSIMS.
I’m gonna giggle about this all day.
**Any night-owls around?
Insomniacs unite!! aka (It is 1:AM, and I feel the need to post!) **
**Ask the Self-Injurer
what are my chances for surviving in the US? **
Generally OK as long as you don’t cut too deep.
::orders up the asbestos underwear::
Now in MPSIMS:
A Big Yellow Shiney Thingey
Underpants?
No, probably not.
**While being a guest in my house:
Don’t wear your uniform to the fucking bar! **
**She may be dumb as a post and ugly, but there’s always a man willing to buy her body
The grossest insect thingy I’ve seen in awhile…yecch **
For the first time, I didn’t leave a tip.
Underpants?
Delivery room weddings.
Got hell?
What’s more painful than a contact lens stuck behind your eyeball? (poss. TMI)
Underpants?
Well if they are that uncomfortable then go commando.