**Hanes is up to something. But what?
Seventy-five dollars a carton? **
How many underpants in a carton anyhow?
** What do you look forward to above all else?
Inadvertently raunchy comments **
Bush, you’re not at a frat party, you dick
Keep Your Goddamn Anal Beads Out Of The Dishwasher!
**Why the fuck is Lynn involved in…
Wal-Mart security measures **
Hey, you don’t think modding the Dope is gonna pay the bills, do you?
From MPSIMS: (Bolded in part to convey meaning)
Would you rather be… (game!)
Underpants?
No, I think I’d rather not be underpants if it’s all the same to you.
From MPSIMS:
9 Ways to Meet a Man
Keep Your Goddamn Anal Beads Out Of The Dishwasher!
Let’s hope the other eight work better.
**It rained last night!!!
Underpants? **
Probably not.
**100ºF? I’m in England, dammit, not Nevada!
Ha, ha, ha! All your heatwaves are belong to us! **
Good! I’m sure most of the US would happily hand over theirs.
**I got a letter from Canada today…
That’s it, I’m moving to San Diego **
Then you might start getting mail from Mexico.
a four-fer
**Ha, ha, ha! All your heatwaves are belong to us!
How hot is it? It’s SO hot that …
100ºF? I’m in England, dammit, not Nevada!
Go Fug Yourself **
Heat makes you cranky.
From MPSIMS:
Is Fidel Castro dead?
Darwin Award Nominee or Man Flunks Electrical Safety 101
I guess we know exactly what got him if he is dead.
9 Ways to Meet a Man
Underpants?
Nope, that one’s no good.
From IMHO
Is my wife going to cheat on me?
Apocalypse Impending, yes or no?
Chances of cheating do go up dramatically when the world is ending.
Okay, are we supposed to be all offended because Bush cursed?
Inadvertently raunchy comments
Hanes is up to something. But what?
what are my chances for surviving in the US?
Pretty good as long as they don’t get their Hanes on you.
From Cafe Society
If these poker stars had real jobs…
Eating alum and shrinking heads
Now those are some interesting jobs.
Oh and just for good measure:
Oh, my God, I’m twenty today
When is this feeling like an adult thing supposed to begin?
**What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done recently?
For the first time ever, I didn’t leave a tip **
No, posting about it was dumber. You know those threads never end well. :rolleyes:
Going Abroad for the First Time Ever–What Do I Need?
Hitler’s Mustache
From GQ:
**Hitler’s Mustache
Translate this to Hebrew or Yiddish **
**When is this feeling like an adult thing supposed to begin?
Oh, my God, I’m twenty today **
Bad news. Today’s the day!
**How best to approach a girl at work?
Inadvertently raunchy comments **
Bad advice! In a bar, you may just get your face slapped. At work - ever heard of “sexual harrassment”?
** Is there an easy way to figure out how much I can spend on a house?
Can I Steal My House?
**
Now, now – I’m sure we can figure out a workable financing plan…
** Update on our baby
One down, seven to go.**
Ambitious!
Who all is in your Doper Gang? What’s its name?
Scary Pan.
Sounds like a good name for the group in the “Who’s your favorite mythological character?” thread.
From MPSIMS:
Yeah, this marriage will end well.
9 Ways to Meet a Man
Ahh, somebody’s planning ahead.
** What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done recently?
When you’re just so sick of it that you’ve gotta say something…
Keep Your Goddamn Anal Beads Out Of The Dishwasher! **
**How hot is it? It’s SO hot that …
Blind people, guns and chicken don’t mix **
** Broccoli Water
I gave blood today **
You might want to see a doctor about that.
**I got a letter from Canada today…
The Happiest, Most Disappointing Day of My Life **
C’mon, Canada’s not that bad.
**Mundane Pointless Loser
Hey, Sarahfeena
At least I didn’t actually jump up on a chair . . . **
Now now, be nice.
And finally …
**When you want your chicken really fresh…
hoawoawoawoawoawoaowowawaaolllllly shhheeeeeaaat mothathaaaaaa…
Channel Four to air Wank-a-thon. **
The things they will depict on TV these days. Sheesh.