Broccoli water.
Scary pan.
Bitch about minor annoyances here
I may have depressed a mosquito.
My annoyance meter doesn’t go that low. Sheesh.
While being a guest in my house:
Officer tasers woman twice…for driving on a suspended license
You might not want to invite him again, then.
** What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done recently?
talk about MPS
**
** When Your Dreams Are Boring
How I spent my Saturday – a boring MMP
**
**How do I unistall a cat door?
gravity reduction beam **
Um, do you have a slightly lower-tech alternative?
From MPSIMS
2006 Weight Loss Club - July
I gave blood today
That’s one way to drop a little weight I guess.
Crime?
I got a letter from Canada today…
Nah, you’re cool. It’s sending mail to Canada that’s illegal.
From IMHO
How do I get my 44yr old, unemployed daughter to move out!!!
Anyone undergone Mass decontamination?
That seems a tad drastic.
Ask the Wacky American Chick Who Watched the Soviet Union Collapse
Why am I craving salt so badly?
I think that may be a little outside the Wacky American Chick’s area of expertise.
Dogs/puppies Getting Along with Chickens
Am I right in being bothered by this?
No, but when the cats show up, you may be bothered all you like.
From CS
WTF is up with IMDb?
Great Movie Tag Lines
It’s just one of the services they offer.
GD:
**What is the value of Fuck you Money?
Masturbate-a-thon - is this licensed vulgarity or a genuine charity event? **
In IMHO:
What are the biggest secrets that remain unrevealed?
Why don’t [drivers] pick the lane they want at lights?
Typo corrected.
The world may never know.
**Is That You, Mo-Dean?
Wanna hire a hitman? **
Apocalypse Impending, yes or no?
Christian/Atheist romantic relationships?
Oh, The Bad Movies I Have Seen (On Airplanes)
Movies you’ve walked out on
I’ve seen some horrible movies, but very few were so bad they made me walk out of an airplane.
From the main page:
You know who I hate?
Osama bin Laden
Tell me about it!
GQ:
** Are lie-detectors used in psychiatry? Why or why not?
Scientologies E-Meters: Studies on Effectiveness?**
New Posts:
You know who I hate?
Osama bin Laden
On refresh:
How do you find out more about rare careers?
Osama bin Laden
“Do you have what it takes to succeed in the exciting, expanding field of International Martyrdom?”
D’oh!
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006
Finally, a solution to the problem of what to do about those pesky animal rights nuts
Who do think is drop dead, I gotta have 'em gorgeous?
George Bush giving German Chancellor a Backrub?
Well, uh, that wouldn’t be on my list.
GQ:
**Why do anesthesiologists say “count back from…”
American and Shakespearian English **
I heard my anaesthesiologist say that once, about 2 minutes after she put the mask on me.
GQ:
** Why is my serial killer cat leaving dead animals at my doorstep?
Real Mouse Fur**
Duh! Ungrateful jerk.
**I just saw a French-cut poodle humping an alligator …
Creepy Hang-Up: What could this mean?**
But which one has the hangup? The poodle or the alligator?