The sequential threads; give me some, uh, pointers

GQ:

Relative speed question
Should you play dead if a bear is chasing you?

In My Humble Opinion

**Have you ever met the President?
What are we supposed to get out of internships? **

The jokes just write themselves for that one.

Cow’s Evidence Proves Crucial In Landmark Court Case
What kind of DEMENTED BEAST

MPSIMS:

Do you baby talk to your SO?
No, Kitty, don’t eat THAT!!!

TMI, dude.

A critter heavy batch from MPSIMS:

Strange behavior of my cat
So my baby likes to sleep on her belly

Isn’t it kind of creepy how some people call their pets “babies?”

Puppy Pics
I just saw a French-cut poodle humping an alligator …

And you decided to take pictures? :dubious:

I’m the worst dog-player-with ever
Ever Fire a Meat Cannon?

Hmmm. I figured dogs would enjoy that.

IMHO:

Thoughts on co-sleeping (a.k.a. family bed)?
Parents: Is there value in subjecting kids to unpleasant things just because?

**How do I get my 44yr old, unemployed daughter to move out!!!
Any suggestions for handling an aggressive dog? **