Mpsims

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Dear (insert name here),
I’d love to come over for dinner on Thanksgiving! It will be nice to get out of the house, seeing as how I’ve pretty much stayed inside since I was diagnosed with Ebola a few days ago…

There is one slight hitch, however: despite there being an almost 2% chance of my full recovery, my doctors assure me (through the intercom) that I may well crash and bleed out 'round about Thursday afternoon. Thursday being Thanksgiving, I think you can see my connundrum.

Do you, by chance, happen to have a bunch of paper towels and some rubber gloves handy? If so, then I see no reason not to give thanks together! (and if I don’t massively hemmorhage all over your living room floor, perhaps we can think of other fun things to do with the gloves and paper towels… will your lovely daughter, Stacy, be coming home from her studies at Bowdoin to join us? I ask merely for informational purposes.)

Also, you’ll be pleased to hear, the final witness against me in that poisoning case passed away last night after spending several months in an uncommunicative (shame, that!) vegetative state, so the DA here has generously decided to drop all charges. Once again, I am free to come and go as I please! Shall I bring a cassarole?

I do so love a nice roasted turkey (feathery little bastards!), and look foreward to an interesting evening with you and your family. Does your wife still have the whip marks on her… ah, nevermind; I’ll check when I get there.

See you Thursday!

Jenaroph
[sup]No thanks needed… I’m always glad to help![/sup]:wink:

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MPSIMS: I’m at work, wearing just a pair of boardshorts

23

I had spaghetti for lunch today.

And yesterday.

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I’m writing a feature on how to dump people.

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i45gv bn jmmmmmjnhgvbtgffffffffffff mmmmmmmmm l,; bnnnnnnnnnnn67777777777

Brought to you by Serena, the cat who refuses to let her paw be used for typing a message.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get some bandages. Astroboy14, could you lend me some of those paper towels? I promise to give them back when my keyboard’s clean.

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I thought he was Doc’s bitch.
:dubious:

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I’m eating an orange.

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I just finished my microwave popcorn.

Now I’m sad.

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I can recite “The Cremation of Sam McGee” by Robert W. Service from memory.

30

I’m wearing a hat at work today. I rarely ever wear a hat to work.

Also, it’s pretty early in the morning for me, and I just typed weatom, instead of wearing, but I corrected it.

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I just cleared my throat.

32

I have to go to a funeral today.

And make a salad for tomorrow.

And nope, not gonna mulitask this one. :stuck_out_tongue:

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I just broke a cup.

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I’m planning to hit the back button as soon as I finish posting this and see what else is on the Dope.

35

My hair is in two braids today. And I’m going to start teaching a knitting class at Michael’s.

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You thought wrong. It was Grumpy who was Doc’s bitch (Grumpy’s attitude was a defensive mechanism on his part in front of the camera, he was actually quite submissive). Sleepy was a barbituate abuser, supplied by Dopey (the group’s acknowledged herion and pot provider). You can read all of this and more in Doc’s new tell-all book “Hey Ho! I’m Outta Work and Blow!” It also spills the beans on Disney’s slavedriver producer tactics and Snow White’s famous fruit fetish.
And in other MPSIMS:

I just ate a liquid chicken.

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PIE!

Pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie farkin’ PIE!

Is there anything better than pie in the whole wide freakin’ world?
Well, okay, besides porn.

38

I just heard my coworker’s baby died 8 hours after birth…

39

How about real live sex? With another person?

40

My ears are sweaty from wearing my HUGE earphones.