Mpsims

I just got out of the shower and am too lazy to comb out my hair so it is in a tangled, wet, messy ponytail on top of my head.
Oh, and I had a spoonful of peanut butter for breakfast. Creamy, not crunchy.

I’m giggling.

I’m glad I made someone giggle with my ears misfortune.
BTW, they ( my ears ) are still dripping sweat.

(pauses)

Are you…in some way…offering t–

Nah, never mind.

Mmmm. Pie.

I warn you, that jackbooted thug Coldie once shut down a thread of mine where my cat was saying something very similar.

In other news, my brother once said “I once knew a girl called Jean Bean”. He’d got it from a sitcom, but when I said it back to him a couple of years later, he had no recollection of ever having said that. A year later I said it again, and then he remembered.

I have to poop.

I have nothing to add to this, I just wanted to try out my new sig line.

me too, I’m so looking forward to it. Nothing like a good poop to lift your spirits. :smiley:

my brain hurts

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Nothing like a good poop to lift your spirits.

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And it’s often the most productive thing I do in the entire day.

Why is an orange?

Because a vest has no sleeves.

A rogue pair of black thong underwear was found in the ladies room at work…

[italic] duh [/italic]

:slight_smile: :wink: :wally

Uhhhmmm… I’m sorry… that should have never made it to the board. Allthough it is pointless and mundane.

As long as it’s pointless and mundane, I think it’s okay. :slight_smile:

I just finished a Tic Tac.

Today I earned $738.63.

Thanks cityboy916

I am posting in a thread calledMpsims.

I painted my toenails a purdy red color…the arm of the coach is also splattered with the same pretty color. Maybe no one will notice

I have three soda cans arranged in front of my computer montor. Two are Ginger Ale, one is Diet Pepsi. I’m only responsible for one of them.