Hey moron, do you hate it when people call you a moron? There’s a sig that says you do.
ahem
President Bush…?
I would have done it for Kerry as well. 
Well?
HOW??
I’ll tell you tomorrow.
I voted for Kucinich in the primary, Kerry in the general.
Church, we ain’t got none o them in these parts. The pastor comes by on his 'hoss when sumbody reckons they wanna get hitched.
Hey Moron!
Why can’t you use a turn signal?
Would it really kill you to remember to
• put the seat down?
• pick up your socks?
• brew another pot?Why did you tiptoe past the medicine chest?
Hey, Moron!
Green means “go”! Why does it take you so long to figure that out after the light changes?
And do you mind only driving on roads other than the one I’m on?
Nothing wrong with being a moron. It’s when you graduate to fucking moron!!! that you’ve got problems.
So, how’s the salt business?
What? Oh! :smack: I’m such a moron.
Must you hold this conversation in the doorway?? Can’t you find a less inconvenient spot to park your bulk?
Hey moron, why do I get hot pr0n when I press the Alt- F4 keys on my computer?? Do you get it, too??
(Is this why you vaporized from poker the other night, hot pr0n keys?? 
)
A dozen questions:
Is your Dad’s name Ben and did he talk to you like this?
Who do you more closely identify with: Beavis or Butthead?
Internet Hiccup.
Earthworm Jim: Is my bulk intimidating? What? I can’t hear you over the music.
I don’t know how those salt guys can use my name without paying me.
Green means go? What about that lever attatched to my steering wheel? That makes a green light come on on my dash intermittently. Does that mean start and stop, or go slow? That’s why I can’t go faster than 5 mph under the speed limit.
My hot pr0n must be broken. My computer doesn’t do that when i push Alt+F…