Live long and prosper.
Why is Abbott a common surname?
Think about it.
Sounds like a job for a detective. Maybe Adrian Monk.
Hey Abbott!
I was sitting in a shotgun shack yesterday, finding myself in another part of the world.
Then I drove behind the wheel of a large automobile, to get to my beautiful house and my beautiful wife.
And I asked myself, “Well, how did I get here?”
So I sat down this morning at the computer to type this, and I asked, “How do I work this? Where is that large automobile?”
Tripler
Maybe I’ll just let today go by . . .
Same as it ever was?
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
And how many babies must be processed to make a bottle of baby oil?
What’s the difference between a duck?
Why a duck?
So the Romans can get their Water!
Why do things look smaller when they’re further away?
Ants are found on every continent except one. What is the one
continent that does not have ants?
Incontinent?
The continent’s name is a variation of ante- or anti- Arctic (i.e., the opposite of the North Pole).
The long answer involves quaternions; the short answer is “a wizard did it”.
Are you my Mommy?
Whats a silly question?
Not much, what’s a silly question with you?
Yeah, why don’t they make the whole plane out of Teflon ?