That would be because the National Enquirer says: HULK EASY! HULK HAVE SEX WITH ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
Hey.
I have not had any acess to the internet the last few days. That is why I have not been able to answer.
Thanks Cliffy
Given Hulk recent triumph at Carnegie Hall, would like Hulk opinion about conducting matter:
In Beethoven’s 3rd Symphony, final movement Presto (bar 433 to the end), would Hulk conduct this section in 4, given a tempo marking of eighth note = 116, or would Hulk choose the more conventional tempo of approximately quarter note = 90 and therefore conduct in 2?
HULK’S HAND TOO BIG TO HOLD PUNY CONDUCTING BATON! BESIDES, HULK HATE OBOE! OBOE SOUND LIKE PUNY WHINY PRINCESS! HULK SMASH!!
So, Hulk, where can I get a pair of pink bunny slippers like the ones Betty gave you?
Actually I think these days the healing factor is given greater emphasis these days. Specifically, I recall a scene from Incredible Hulk #397 when Vector of the U-foes used his gravity control powers to literally tear the flesh from the Hulk’s bones, leaving him little more than a skeleton. He regenerated the missing mass in seconds. Granted, this was the high-browed Hulk/Banner amalgam, but I got the impression he was just as strong as the original Hulk.
Hmm… Seems like these days I’m repeating things these days.
It’s okay, Hulk. Please calm down. We really like you.
You’ve always been one of my favorites. Every time you holler “It’s clobberin’ time,” it cracks me up. How did you come up with that line, anyways?
RAAAAAAAAAAGH! HULK HATE THING!! PUNKY PUCKY DO THAT ON PURPOSE! HULK SMASH!!
HULK WITH BANNER’S BRAIN, JUST AS STRONG? GRRRR! HULK IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! PUNY BANNER-BRAINED HULK NEVER GET MAD – HULK GETS STRONGER WHEN HE GETS MADDER!! HULK SMASH PUNY BANNER-BRAINED HULK!
Hmm, a cogent and peruasive argument. I concede the point, Hulk.
Don’t listen to Pucky, Hulk, ol’ boy. Some of us can’t stand you. I, for one, think you are one of the lousiest characters Marvel ever created and that’s saying something when you consider characters like Razorback and Sabretooth.
HULK SMASH RAZORBACK AND SABRETOOTH!
Apparently because “Bruce” was considered too gay, back in the 80s, so they changed it to the incredibly manly, sexually charged and devastatingly charming name “David”.
I have two questions for the Hulk:
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are you still mad at Freddie Prinze Jr?
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if Bruce Banner was so smart, what was he doing at a nuclear test site when the Bomb was about to go off?
Another wonderful opportunity for Hulk to mention that he voted for Nader ruined.
1)Why would hulk be mad?
2) Puny banner was in a buliding several miles away. He only went they’re when rick jones was seen near it.
C’mon, wouldn’t you be mad at Freddie Prinze Jr.?
Hulk is mad at Freddie Prinze Jr, according to a recent issue of Ultimate Avengers.
Hulk:
You haven’t answered my previous question so let me restate it:
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If you had something valuable that you wanted to keep secret, what would you do with it?
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Also, if you collected classic cars from defunct auto companies and you had a 1954 Rambler like the one pictured in this web article, what would you call it?
Hi, Hulk, long time reader, first time poster. I’d just like to say that your cousin’s a total hottie, but I’ve always wondered about the whole “super strength” thing, expecially in light of the (cross universe but still relevant) essay “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”. It’s not like I wouldn’t be willing to risk a shattered pelvis for a night with Jennifer, but I’m wondering if the problem’s ever come up in the past and the guys at Marvel just kind of swept it aside.
Also, I’ve invented a recipe for a drink called a “Jennifer Walters”:
2 oz. 100 proof vodka
1 oz. Blue Curacao
Pour over ice into a Pilsener glass, top with lemonade. It’s tall, pretty, green, and extremely powerful.
Do you think she’d appreciate the gesture?
Hmm, I should probably ask something about you, too… nah, I got nothin’.