HULK SMASH CALABASH!
HULK DO ONE-AND-A-HALF GAINER WITH TWIST, ENTERING WATER WITH MINIMAL SPLASH TO EARN HIGHEST RATING FROM JUDGES!
Well, shows what you get for reading the headlines on the tabloids. I was sure that was what they meant when they said “Hulk Flash!”. Ah well.
Now, about my previous post regarding your cousin…
What does the Hulk call the money he’s going to pull in from his upcoming movie?
HULK MOVIE OUT IN THEATERS NOW.
HULK RESURRECT THREAD.
PUNY HUMAN!
What is Hulk’s favorite punk rock band?
What was the name of the nursery in which Hulk grew up?
If Hulk is set on fire, what will be left?
What would HULK do for a Klondike Bar?
HULK NOT CARE FOR PUNY KLONDIKE BAR.
HULK PREFER DELICIOUS TASTE OF HOSTESS® TWINKIES AND FRUIT PIES.
GIVE HULK BIG DELIGHT IN EVERY BITE OR HULK SMASH!
What would happen if Banner got road rage? OR: What happens when Hulk comes down off a sugar high?
If Hulk wore a dress, with what would it tie at the back?
What is it called when Hulk uses foul language and insults (e.g., “yo mama a ho”)?
What would happen if Hulk wore brilliant green and bright purple? (okay, so he does anyway, but even so…)
If Hulk owned a store what wold he do about prices to increase sales?
HULK SMASHing Pumpkins!
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LOS ALAMOS NURSERY SCHOOL DISTRICT 23-A. WHY PUNY TARRSK ASK?
HULK NO BURN! HULK INDESTRUCTIBLE. OH, WAIT, HULK SEE WHERE PUNY TARRSK GOING WITH THIS.
AHEM
HULK ASH!
HULK CRASH!
HULK SASH!
(BUT IT WOULD HAVE TO BE BIG DRESS. HULK DRESS SIZE NOT AVAILABLE IN MOST CLOTHING STORES.)
HULK talk TRASH!
HULK CLASH!
HULK SLASH!
I was wondering, Mr. Hulk, how do like your potaotes?
HULK MASHed!
I was thinking “HULK (the) CLASH” but that’ll do. 
What does Hulk think of the Jolly Green Giant?
What is Hulk’s name?
What is Hulk’s quest?
What is Hulk’s favorite color?
HULK PREFER THE AH-64 APACHE. OR WASN’T PUNY TARRSK TALKING ABOUT MILITARY HELICOPTER?
BANNER! BANNER! ALWAYS BANNER! HULK HATE BANNER!
HULK SMASH!
GRAY – NO, GREEN! AAAAAAAAAAAH! [falls off bridge]
What does Hulk do with his teeth when he is frustrated?
Regards,
Shodan
WHAT PUNY SHODAN MEAN BY “WHEN” HULK FRUSTRATED? HULK ALWAYS FRUSTRATED! THAT WHY HE HULK AND NOT PUNY BANNER!
OH, WAIT – HULK GNASH!
What does Hulk think of the situation in Iraq?
HULK ABASHed!