Ask me a loaded question...

Did your mom have any children that lived?

Would a drawing help you understand what I’m saying any easier?

The Mormon response:

Which?

Is that your face, or is the joint haunted?

“How many bullets in a six shooter?”

How many marriages have you broken up now?

“Do you remember all those hitchhikers you killed?”

“Weird_AL_Einstein! The nation wants to know why you are opposed to democracy. Are you the puppet of your communist masters or have the fascists gotten to you yet?”