“Have you stopped beating your wife?”
“Do you enjoy torturing puppies?”
Go ahead. I can take it 
Baby seal clubbing is both fun and profitable?
What part of ‘No’ don’t you understand?
have you used cocaine within the last week?
are you married or happy?
do you smoke crack just for fun? or is it a habit?
So, who’s your plastic surgeon?
Have you stopped stealing silverware?
(I love this one. I can almost always ask my kid brother this question in public and get him furious. And he’s 24).
So, do you did the rehab worked this time?
This is too easy.
[li]So, how do you like the work release program?[/li](I ask this out loud to my father in restaurants.)
or
[li]How do you think your parole hearing is going to go?[/li]
Do you think the charges will stick?
You know I actually proofread it several times before posting - I was sure I didn’t make a mistake. <sigh> One more time…
So, do you think the rehab worked this time?
Sheesh - I’m such a newbie!
Are you still planning to come out to your family at the reunion?
Do these pants make my butt look big?
How pregnant would you say I look in this dress?
You can get some salve for that rash, right?
For this party, do I need to put on makeup or can I go looking like a hippie?
Surely this one is easy. The male replies immediately ‘No, dear.’
Hesitation is bad.
‘Yes’ is worse.
To end the relationship, use ‘No, you look fat in anything.’
What do you think she’d say if she knew?
You rang?
Did you have sexual relations with that woman?
Give me a one-word answer to this question:
“Have you stopped beating your wife yet?”
Non-English words are allowed. Good luck.
[Monty Python]
Splunge.
[/Monty Python]
So is the medication working yet?
Have you figured out who gave it to you?
Did you pet the kittens before you ran them over with the lawnmower?
Single pointing at self
Interesting attempts. To break the tension, I’ll give the answer I was looking for: mu. The URL points to a FOLDOC article. No, the answer is not “The country code of Mauritius.” Look to definition 2. Hofstadter and the Discordians are operating on the same frequency on this one, and if that doesn’t freak out the normals nothing will. 