You’re not Michael Ellis! This is Michael Ellis! (second picture)
I’ve exposed you! Tell us once and for all, who are you??
Rector? Damn near killed 'er!
No comment.
Where’s the twenty bucks you owe me!
What on earth is that behind you?
How did you become Michael Ellis? Did some moistened bink lob a scimitar at you?
I owe no man money.
There is nothing behind me except a large dragon-turtle from Stephellirius XIII.
Shall we infer from that apparently carefully worded statement that you owe money to women?
Perhaps women of negotiable affection?
Is your interest in mittens related to your six fingers? HEY!! You bastard!!
Are you a Passive Environmentalist Protestor, Political Zionist, or Militant Libertarian?
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Shall we infer from that apparently carefully worded statement that you owe money to women?
Perhaps women of negotiable affection?/
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Blast! I’ve been found out! To the escape pod!
Who said I have six fingers?
None of the above. I’m a Centrist Republican.
Blast! I’ve been found out! To the escape pod!
Who said I have six fingers?
None of the above. I’m a Centrist Republican.
When did you stop beating your wife?
Does being Michael Ellis pay well? What’s the next step in the career path?
When will there be a Michael Ellis Reality TV show?
Describe in five words or less what sex is like with Michael Ellis.
Will knowing Michael Ellis elevate my social standing?
I’m not married.
The pay’s reasonable. My next step will be to add a middle initial.
I’m in talks with Trio currently.
“Why don’t they look?”
Probably not.
BBC America just aired the episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus in which your name is frequently mentioned. How did they know you had an active thread here?
Because they’re the BBC.
Do you like it?
Do I like what?
No imitation is as good as the real thing.